Alone In Safari Zone

[Intro] (Distant thunder. Crickets. Heavy footsteps. VHS static.) There's a Safari Zone that's been closed down yet had security still on guard... I'll just sneak in late at night, just out of sight, it shouldn't be all that hard. This will be a breeze...I'll slip in under their nose with effortless ease. Just think of all the rare Pokémon within I can capture as I please. (Heartbeat begins thumping with the kick drum.) [Verse 1] I scaled the wall...didn't realize from inside that same wall was twice as tall. Jumping down wasn't so much as a leap but was more of a descending fall. Chain-link fences torn apart, something was determined to be free. Whatever it was must still be waiting for me...I wonder what it could be? Came looking for rare Pokémon, ones that will be my claim to fame. The types where I live are lame and could never reach the heights I aim. The plants are overgrown and I'm starting to think nothin' is here... Then I heard branches snap and the ground shook from what drew near. It's too dark and the plant growth too thick for my flashlight to penetrate... I'm starting to feel I've made a mistake and quickly began to hyperventilate. Feelings of being watched from every direction...in terror I panic. I saw only it's silhouette before I ran...this beast was truly titanic. Boom... Boom... Boom... I can feel it's weight in the ground. Boom... Boom... Boom... Every step made a thunderous sound. I tripped in impressions in the mud...fell with a thud. The footprints of a giant Pokémon curdled my blood. I just noticed I'm surrounded by toppled trees in a path of more tracks. Then it dawned on me that these matched those of a massive Snorlax. Bigger than any I've ever seen, likely the biggest there has ever been... It seems this one no longer eats just berries but now favors the flesh of men. [Pre-Chorus] Heavy... Slow... Persistent... Lumbering leviathan, never hunts in haste! Crusher... Giant... Devourer... Consumer of flesh, nothing goes to waste! [Chorus] (Heavy Bass Rhythm) SNORLAX! Sealed away in a zone that I should've left alone... SNORLAX! Feasts on flesh and bone, weight so great it crushes stone... SNORLAX! Two glowing eyes amongst the shadowed pines... SNORLAX! Waiting to feast on those whom ignored the signs... [Verse 2] Run...no matter how fast I run this giant seems to close the gap. There is no way out and I'm beginning to think I'm a rat caught in a trap. Tree roots grab my toes and I hit the ground even harder this time. Every pathway twists wrong, every wall is much too tall for me to climb. BOOM...I hear the giant moving closer to it's meal... BOOM...footsteps heavy enough to flatten steel... BOOM...no lightning flashed before the thunder crashed... BOOM...anything caught in its path is eaten or smashed... I'm cornered, I'm stuck, I fear I've officially ran outta luck. Flashlight dims as I see the beast of my demise...—fuck...— ...BOOM... I don't want to fuckin' die... ...BOOM... I wish it would just pass me by... ...BOOM... Why did I pick this place... ...BOOM... I can feel it's breath on my face... (Loud Sirens Break The Suspense) A flash erupted overhead as sirens startled the ravenous brute. Security guards drew their rifles taking aim and began to shoot. This only sent Snorlax into a violent rage as more guards began to engage. I was center stage to see the might of a giant Snorlax with war to wage. One guard was crushed under foot while two more were shoved in it's jaws. Another was split in threes caught in the path of it's slashing claws. Pursuing two others into the woods I fear did not survive... Distantly I heard their screams, only me and silence were left alive... [Chorus] (Heavy Bass Rhythm) SNORLAX! Sealed away in a zone that I should've left alone... SNORLAX! Feasts on flesh and bone, weight so great it crushes stone... SNORLAX! Two glowing eyes amongst the shadowed pines... SNORLAX! Waiting to feast on those whom ignored the signs... [Final Verse/Outro] Limping and exhausted and I hear just one sound... The rapid rhythmic thump of my heartbeat pound... Darkness as thick as a concrete wall stole my sight... I gotta find a way out or I won't survive the night... ...BOOM... Oh fuck, it's him again... ...BOOM... Twenty yards away maybe ten... ...BOOM...BOOM...BOOM... The moonlight shined just enough to see the beast charging fast... Empty eyes and wicked grin are all I saw before I breathed my last...— ...BOOM... ...BOOM... ...BOOM... ...BOOM...