On The List

i was tired of the lies theyve been spinning for years with all stations reporting the same script in our ears so while i lay not sleepin i scrolled through my feed in bed shared memes of conspiracies spreading the truth to the web i know theyre making the frogs gay and five gee is rotting my brain i see the chemtrails they spray and we live on a flat plane youre into the same thing youre my kindred theorist i hope our names are touching on the government watch list now im covering my webcam and using vee pee ens using encrypted messaging to dodge the NSA's lens i found a forum online and that is where i met you we trade our favorite theories and sift through hidden clues i know theyre making the frogs gay and five gee is rotting my brain i see the chemtrails they spray and we live on a flat plane youre into the same thing youre my kindred theorist i hope our names are touching on the government watch list government watchlist we planned to meet in secret at a place off the grid wore tinfoil hats for safety and talked of things they forbid amidst the lies and coverups we found something pure and true our hearts aligned in sync as our suspicions grew i know theyre making the frogs gay and five gee is rotting my brain i see the chemtrails they spray and we live on a flat plane youre into the same thing youre my kindred theorist i hope our names are touching on the government watch list to my assigned agent steve i named him that last week hope he enjoys my latenight posts and theories that i leak we know theyre making the frogs gay and five gee is rotting our brains we see the chemtrails they spray over our flat earthly plains were in this together two kindred theorists in love our names on that list forever its something im proud of