[Intro - deep spoken voice] Beep. Beep. Beep. You hear that? That's the sound of GREATNESS backing up. [Chorus] I'm a big ol' truck (TRUCK!) Big and bumpy (BUMPY!) Haulin' all the dirt cause my dump bed's chunky Beep beep beep (BEEP!) Rollin' down the road Little cars move over cause I'm carryin' a LOAD! [Verse 1] Little bitty cars going zoom zoom zoom I take one turn and I need the whole room Mud on my tires, gravel in my bed Ten tons of dirt sittin' right overhead [Chorus] I'm a big ol' truck (TRUCK!) Big and bumpy (BUMPY!) Haulin' all the dirt cause my dump bed's chunky Beep beep beep (BEEP!) Rollin' down the road Little cars move over cause I'm carryin' a LOAD! [Bridge - slow and smooth] Sports car... you fast, I'll give you that... (But can you dump? Can you dump?) That's what I thought... WATCH THIS! [Chorus - big finish] I'm a big ol' truck (TRUCK!) Big and bumpy (BUMPY!) Haulin' all the dirt cause my dump bed's chunky Beep beep beep (BEEP!) Rollin' down the road BIGGEST TRUCK IN TOWN and I'm carryin' a LOAD! [Outro - spoken] Dump complete. Heh heh. Nailed it.
