[Before the music] "Who ate all the fucking Corn Flakes" [Verse 1] "When I wakes up, I wants me my Flakes", "Those Toucan Sam's you left me, gave me the shakes", "Ya Cunt". "You can keep you corned beef hash and your shitty hot cakes, when I wakes up, I wants me my flakes". "Let me tell ya now", "Cunt". [Verse 2] "Waking up with you is no treat", "That shitty ass grin and the smell of your feet". "The only reason I'm not hanging is cause I want something sweet". [Pre Chorus] "My bowl better be full tomorrow, You stunned cunt, because I waaaant my Flakes". [Chorus] "Gimmie the bowl, Gimmie the bowl" "That Tiger has me hooked" "Gimmie the bowl, gimmie the Bowl" "That Tiger says they're great" "Gimmie the bowl because the shit you make, makes me faint". "Cunt". [Repeat all verses after the chorus]