[Intro] Oh, woah, woah, oh crunch crunch [Verse 1] I feel so unsure As I grab your fries and eat ‘em on the dance floor As the ketchup drips, something in my eyes Says I shouldn’t supersize, but I’ll still get extra pies [Chorus] I’m never gonna snack again Greasy hands have lost all friction Though it’s easy to pretend My diet’s not a fool I should’ve known better than to cheat my plan And waste the health that I was given So I’m never gonna snack again The way I snacked with food, oh [Verse 2] Time can never mend The onion-breath whispers of a taco friend To my heart and gut, ignorance is kind There’s no comfort in the truth, when it’s Taco Bell at 9 [Chorus] I’m never gonna snack again Greasy hands have lost all friction Though it’s easy to pretend My diet’s not a fool (I’m such a fool) I should’ve known better than to cheat my plan (Shoulda known better, yeah) And waste the health that I was given So I’m never gonna snack again The way I snacked with food, oh [Post-Chorus] Never without my lunch [Instrumental Break – imagine burping noises] [Verse 3] Tonight, the nachos seem so loud I wish that I could eat them proud Maybe it’s better this way My waistband’s cryin’ at the things I wanna say We could have been fit kids together We could have jogged through any weather But now, who’s gonna snack with me? Please stay… Doritos bag [Chorus] And I’m never gonna snack again Greasy hands have lost all friction Though it’s easy to pretend My diet’s not a fool I should’ve known better than to cheat my plan And waste the health that I was given So I’m never gonna snack again The way I snacked with food, oh [Outro] (Now that it’s gone) Now that it’s gone (My stomach’s gone) Was that burrito so wrong, so wrong? That my jeans had to leave me alone?
