Lord Bordmans Entry to Trunken!

[German TV] Tagliuz and the Bord But it's not board wtf is a bord? The bord? Bordman. I'm Bordman. Who bordman? I'm German! [sudden rapid switch] [on the phone] Oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) Oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) Oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) Oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) [male female] Why the bord so fat (dude, that's ultragrime!) Man (sexism) He's so fat (he's so fat) (sexist bodyshaming) Man (androcentrism) Why that bord so fat (objectophobia) Chirp chirp chirp (chirp is retired) Chirp (still retired) Chirp (are you brain damaged?) Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Hoo (Good Day Santa! How about some crack?) Chirp (...) Chirp (WOODHOUSE!) Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Hoo (ooH) [Verse] Bords not playing, bord chirps perfect, Keeps coming back like some motherfuckin herpes (chirp) He will not shut up it sounds like a bird chirp Noise so loud it makes both your ears hurt (chirp) He no fool he aint begging for supper (he demands it) (chirp) More cursed than touching grass in winter Chirp He wasn't born he was formed Chirp The closest thing known is a hornet swarm Chirp On his perch spitting straight fire bars Chirp This thicc boi's got a whole chirp squad Chirp chirp chirp Chirp You won't hear it comin all you will hear is the Chirp Chirp [Pre-chorus] Nine seven seven BORD [Chorus] Bord bord bord bord I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Bord bord bord bord I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Bord bord bord bord I saw em chirping i can't bord ya [Angry Proletarians in Versailles Outro] Final Evaluation. Sound: 7 out of 10 Presentation: 9 out of 10 Porn: 0 out of 10 Wait... Didn't they say they cannot bord us? I can't bord ya I am Bordman. I can't bord ya And there was no porn in the original. Wait... there was no porn in the original? Is Bordman actually Badman spelled with D? Who can afford a Bordman without insurance? How about some good ol' Bismarck insurance! Yeee how about some cake, bitch [Switch scene to medieval kingdom ambient] [German Gerbrandt and the Queen of Versailles] The Queen: HA! I told those fuckers about the cake... But not about the diabetes! German Gerbrandt: French Queen Hildegard, is that an entry to Trunken? Yes my dear... It's an entry to Trunken!