[Verse 1] Last call cowboy leanin’ on a barstool throne Got boots in the peanut shells hat he never paid off, loan He says, “Bartender, buddy don’t you dare flip that switch If you turn them lights on now I might see who I’ve been dancin’ with” (oh no) [Chorus] Last call cowboy, one more beer ‘til the light comes up on the pond out here Bartender, don’t turn those lights on yet I ain’t done livin’ in this night just yet If my ex walks in, say I’m gone Say I moved to a nicer pond Last call cowboy, keep it dim If the lights come up, my chances dim with them (hey!) [Verse 2] He’s flirtin’ with the jukebox callin’ it his “future wife” Tried to two-step with a barstool that barstool pressed charges, twice He says, “Look, I know I’m sloppy but I swear I’m thinkin’ clear If you cut me off right now I might remember this whole year” (can’t have that) [Chorus] Last call cowboy, one more beer ‘til the light comes up on the pond out here Bartender, don’t turn those lights on yet I ain’t done livin’ in this night just yet If my tab shows up, say it’s fake Blame the system, blame the bank Last call cowboy, keep it low If the lights come up, I’ll have to go (nooo) [Bridge] He says, “Turn ‘em up slowly start with the bathroom first If I see that mirror sudden I might just call a hearse” Then he toasts the whole damn bar with his half-warm, borrowed drink Says, “To makin’ choices now that we’ll all regret to think!” (cheers!) [Chorus] Last call cowboy, one more beer ‘til the light comes up on the pond out here Bartender, don’t turn those lights on yet I ain’t done livin’ in this night just yet If my ride’s out back, tell it wait I’m in deep with my paper plate steak Last call cowboy, let it slide When the lights come on, so does my pride (leave ‘em off!) [Outro] Last call cowboy, hat half-on Sleepin’ on the bar like the night moved on Bartender smiles, flips that light Says, “You ain’t done, but the beer sure might”
