[Intro - spoken word] Gravel & Dust Domestic Disturbance The customer is always a suspect [Verse 1 - Big Niggle] B-I-G N-I-DOUBLE-G-L-E back in the store Milk went off this morning, you know I been here before Self checkout looking empty, machine number four Walk up with confidence—I done this before Scanned the barcode clean, heard the beep go through Put it in the bag like I'm supposed to do Then the screen froze up and my whole world stopped Robot voice hit me like a fucking cop (like a cop) "UNEXPECTED ITEM"—bitch I just put in milk Standing here sweating through my shirt and silk Light starts flashing, amber turning red Every eye in the store turning to my head [Hook] Self checkout criminal (criminal) That's what I am Came in for milk, now I'm in a jam Please wait for assistance, approval required Machine calling me a thief, got me feeling tired [Verse 2 - Lil Setback - aggressive] Lil biddy setback and I'm LOSING MY MIND This robot bitch got me waiting in line (waiting in line) Staff walking over with that look in her eye Scans her little card—won't even ask me why KAREN BEHIND ME sighing like she pays my rent Lady I ain't choose this, my patience is spent I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER, I got money to spend But this robot judge and jury trying to see my end These machines replacing workers, now replacing trust Every customer's a criminal—that's fucking unjust [Hook] Self checkout criminal (criminal) That's what I am Came in for milk, now I'm in a jam Please wait for assistance, approval required Machine calling me a thief, got me feeling tired [Outro - spoken word] I just wanted milk, man The other one went off Never again... fuck these machines Domestic Disturbance Gravel & Dust
