I awoke in a strange place, where the shimmer and shine Was dialed up to divine I recall walking across that line And impact!!! here I stand, Oh god, am I in another world?! Frantic in a panic, I scan far and wide Trace the world with my naked eye It looks like home, but written in such a vibrant hue The trees shimmer with a green, unseen I turn my head and a busty maiden spills forth Blaring red hair, hot like fire, an ember wave A bust size I could not comprehend Is this a dream, bursting at the seams? Change the rating, my eyes see! Oh, look around, I’ve been blessed from above Swept right away to a haven of love! The skies are so bright and the colors are deep This must be a dream that I’m allowed to keep! Yeah, I’m far from home, but I’m doing just fine, A whole new world, and it’s completely divine! Across the valley where the maiden of a crimson halo lay Basking under golden streaming rays A woman, in a dress of translucent silk, Busting at the seems. Shimmering deep blue hair she embrace the maiden of red, in a toss Their bodies dance and trail along lip gloss. Questions of where I am, wander to where I want to be Somehow, like a prayer, they caught me in the periphery Yeah, look around... man, I’m blessed from above? Swept right away to this... haven of love? The physics are strange and the logic is steep Is this a dream that I’m supposed to keep? I’m so far from home, hope I’m doing alright 'Cause something feels weird in the sparkling light... They call me over, two stunning beauties, body divine A sight that left the ill of my mind sublime Caught in the ill of desire, a forsaken empire They speak in a language I don't know They wrestle me to the ground, it feels soft in kind Soft in kind, laughter, giggles alike There in a toss, a sudden jolt Brought the bliss asunder, when the red maiden Pinned me under... Her breast bouncing in physics beyond mortal vision Then she whipped out a dick bigger than mine! The maiden in a translucent dress, slapped out two straps That look like hogs that swallowed logs, with a fist sticking out of the mouth. Three glaring beasts before my eyes! OH god This is How i dieeeee!!!! TURN IT AROUND! GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE! WIPE THAT SMILE RIGHT OFF OF MY FACE! TOO MUCH PLOT, TOO MUCH SIZE, CHANGE THE RATING RIGHT NOW! SOMEBODY GET ME BACK HOME AND SHOW ME HOW! THE PHYSICS ARE BROKEN, THE DREAM IS A LIE, GET ME OUT OF THIS WORLD BEFORE I DIE! Oh god... save me (Abrupt sound of a TV clicking off)
