1... 2... 3... 4... Once you've seen one pair of boobs, You want to see them all These are all the shapes and sizes That I can recall {Musical Interlude: Banjo Solo} Angie was lopsided One down low, one high and tight Megan's pointed east and west Swaying side to side Rachel had relaxed ones Slouching low with gravity's draw Athena's were athletic Firm from work outs, standing tall Samantha's were like teardrops Perhaps a bit too light Molly had 'em round and bouncy Like two full moons at night Tammy had two torpedoes But she sunk my submarine Lisa, who we called Peaches Was as perky as can be Sidney had side set jugs With a gap 'bout two fists wide Bella had bell-shaped beauties She showed them off with pride Ginger had mosquito bites They call a carpenter's dream Tina had the biggest areolas That I have ever seen Cindy had a pair of gumdrops Bigger than my thumb Rhonda's breasts were perfect It's a shame she was so dumb Claire had close set melons Nestled tight without a space And damn, every type of tit Put a smile upon my face Once you've seen one pair of boobs You want to see them all These are all the shapes and sizes That I can recall The names have been changed To protect my very life And please, whatever you do Don't share this with my wife
