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Why Ya Gotta Steal Me Boys Away?

Yeah, nah man... Fuckin' Belora, who the fuck she think she is????! And Crag?? Nothin' but a fuckin' dog to the boys..... You know what? Fuck. this. SHIT. [Verse 1] Sunan's got a girlfriend and I hate that bitch... She stole our magic jug and pulled some shady shit... Filled it full of water, dumb bitch lucky she's alive now... Still gets dirty looks from me whenever she's around... We needed someone skinny for a chimney break-in job... The lazy bitch said "absolutely not" and left us there to sob... She says our plans are stupid, says we're all immature... Well maybe that's the reason that we always wanted more... [Pre-Chorus] [Building frustration] [Chorus, Anthemic drunken gang vocals] [Drunken Gang Vocals] NO WAY NO WAY WHY YA GOTTA STEAL ME BOYS AWAY? NO WAY NO WAY WE WERE GETTIN' HIGH JUST YESTERDAY I DON'T WANNA SHARE MY FRIENDS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PARTY TILL THE WORLD ENDS GIVE ME BACK MY STONER CREW WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? [Verse 2] [More aggressive] Jimmy's got a boyfriend and I hate that dick... He ruined our clock shop heist with some morality schtick... He calls us all degenerates right to our fuckin' face... Biggest cat licker in the camp and everybody knows the place... Cunt says we're headed nowhere, says we need a better plan... Meanwhile Cat could start a genocide and he'd still be his biggest fan... I tried to call him out one day, I nearly lost me shit... I got so fuckin' angry all that came out was a stutterin' fit... [Chorus, Anthemic drunken gang vocals] NO WAY NO WAY WHY YA GOTTA STEAL ME BOYS AWAY? NO WAY NO WAY WE WERE GETTIN' HIGH JUST YESTERDAY I DON'T WANNA SHARE MY FRIENDS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PARTY TILL THE WORLD ENDS GIVE ME BACK MY STONER CREW WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? [Bridge] [Music drops down] Now it's me and Banana Joe Sittin' in the smoke all day Innkeeper keeps starin' at the wall But at least he never walk away Sunan's got his babe Jimmy's got his man Guess it's just the dead guys now That stick around the plan [Breakdown] [Shouted] BELORA STOLE SUNAN! [Crowd Booing] CRAG STOLE JIMMY! [Crowd booing] NOW I'M HANGIN' OUT WITH A FUCKIN' CORPSE! [Final Chorus] [Double-time energy] [drunken Anthemic Gang Vocals] NO WAY NO WAY WHY YA GOTTA STEAL ME BOYS AWAY? NO WAY NO WAY WE WERE GETTIN' HIGH JUST YESTERDAY I DON'T WANNA SHARE MY FRIENDS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PARTY TILL THE WORLD ENDS GIVE ME BACK MY STONER CREW WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? NO WAY NO WAY WHY YA GOTTA STEAL ME BOYS AWAY?