[Verse 1] Woke up Tuesday with a mission on my mind Grabbed my wallet and my lanyard Told my roommate catch you later Texted back a thumbs up emoji and a wink Drove eleven minutes to the spot Buzzed the door and showed my ID Guy behind the counter got a beard and a beanie Asked me what I'm looking for today [Pre-Chorus] I said I don't know man I said I really don't know Point me to the good stuff The stuff that makes you slow [Chorus] So many jars so many names Purple Punch and Lemon Haze I don't know what half of this means I just want to laugh at my TV Show me the menu show me the shelf I came here to find myself Somewhere between the grape and the pine I'm gonna pick one and call it mine [Post-Chorus] La la la la Pick one up La la la la Light it up [Verse 2] First one smelled like a dirty sock Second one like a birthday cake Third one made my eyeballs pop Fourth one gave my shoulders a shake Budtender said this one's for chilling That one's for cleaning your whole apartment This one's for staring at the ceiling That one's for calling your ex at three in the morning [Pre-Chorus] I said I'll take that I said yeah I'll take that The one that makes you giggle The one that makes you chat [Chorus] So many jars so many names Sour Diesel Northern Lights I don't know what half of this means I just want to sleep through the night Show me the indica show me the sativa I'm a simple guy with a simple fever Somewhere between the earth and the sky I found the one I'm getting high [Post-Chorus] La la la la Pick one up La la la la Light it up [Bridge] Now I'm back at home at my little table Grinder out and a paper in my hand Sprinkle it across like I'm building a sandcastle Roll it tight roll it tight roll it tight Lick the edge and tuck it in Twist the end and flick the lighter One deep breath and then begin [Chorus] One little jar one little name Maui Wowie what a flame I don't know what half of this means I just know I found my thing Show me the couch show me the snacks I ain't ever looking back Somewhere between the earth and the sky I found the one I'm getting high [Post-Chorus] La la la la Pick one up La la la la Light it up La la la la Pick one up
