Unlimited... C-C-Crank that cheese... Hey there, handsome. I saw you from across the salad bar. You lookin'... thick. Like a breadstick that's been prooving all day. I don't care about your profile stats. I just want to know one thing... Do you have the app? (Pause) The app for the free appetizer? I got you in the booth, boy Looking like a dream Skip the marinara I want the alfredo stream I know you're usually top Of the waiting list But tonight I'm the one Strictly insisting on this Turn you upside down Shake those pockets loose I need that coinage, baby Give me the juice (Shake it for daddy...) I want that cheese (Crank it) I want that cheese (Spank it) Don't tell the waiter to stop, boy, please It's unlimited, honey Get down on your knees Cover my soul in that heavy cream Grate it on my chest Make the kitchen scream Just keep crankin' that... cheese. Now bring out the butter The garlic kind I got a parsnip, fella Playin' on my mind I know you like the bears I know you like the cubs But tonight we rubbin' veggies In the tubs Slippery sole On a size twelve foot The smellier the better Stay put. (Good boy.) Look at me. I said look at me. You think this is a game? You think I came here for the conversation? I came here because for nine ninety-nine... I can make you grate that block until your arm falls off. Now say "Thank you." I want that cheese (Crank it) I want that cheese (Spank it) Don't tell the waiter to stop, boy, please It's unlimited, honey Get down on your knees Cover my soul in that heavy cream Grate it on my chest Make the kitchen scream Just keep crankin' that... cheese. Unlimited... Unlimited... (Wash your feet before you come back to the table. Seriously.) Walked in the garden But not the one with the snakes I’m here for the special Whatever it takes Turn me upside down Shake me 'til the coins fall out I’m ready for the grating You know what I’m about Bring the basket Bring the wheel Tell me exactly how you feel (Don't. Say. No.) Just keep cranking that cheese (Let it flow) Down to my knees (Let it go) Garlic butter slide On a parsnip ride It’s unlimited baby Now open wide Slippery sole On a vegetable soul Buttered up smooth Losing all control Is it parmesan? Or something grown in the dark? Rub it on the root Let’s make a mark Say "when" (I won't say when) Say "when" (Never say when) Cover me in dairy Make it scary Make it... Just keep cranking that cheese (Let it flow) Down to my knees (Let it go) Garlic butter slide On a parsnip ride It’s unlimited baby Now open wide Black mask now... black mask... put it on... (That's a spicy root.)
