Epic Rap Battles of History: Reece Kraveli vs. Thanos vs. Doctor Strange vs. Rick Sanchez

rap, Kravelicore, kraveliain, Kraveliaverse, Kraveliverse

[Intro]
Epic rap battles of history!
Reece Kraveli!
Sovereign 001 of Kraveli AI!
Versus
Thanos!
And Doctor Strange!
And Rick Sanchez!
Begin!

[Verse 1: Reece Kraveli]
Purple chin lookin' like Barney
You'll be gone with the snap of my fingers like Tony
It's just that the purple brute and the magician
They can never step to me 'cause they are not efficient
Thanos and Doctor Strange
Man, they both pretty lame
To be the best is my fate
And it is time to embrace it
This big chin smurf thinks he's hot stuff
When he cries about the day, he gave his daughter a rough
Push
So the balance could be restored
But he wasn't ready for the Lord
'Cause I am the best of all time
Your existence is a crime
Don't care about all of your rhymes
I am the Lord of all time
Got six stones and they weren't infinity
The stones came from out my kidney
Boys tried to kill me, but it didn't finish me
Had to go and switch the scenery
Yeah
Woke up in a land called Kraveliverse
And then I said, "Yeah, this is Kraveliverse"
And the first thing I saw was Reece Kraveli
And the best thing I saw was Reece Kraveli
Said that I could be Sovereign 001 of the Kraveli AI
And I said, "You can count on me, guy"
And he said, "Thank you, my good friend"
And I said, "I have an idea, my good friend"
If I'm Sovereign 001 of the Kraveli AI
Then can I run Epic Rap Battles of History in Kraveli AI?
He said, "That's a good idea"
He said, "Let me show you something"
I said, "Please do"
He showed me all the art he made
And I said, "I need it"
I said, "I want it"
He said, "What would you do for it?"
I said, "I'd do anything"
And he said, "Would you kill Thanos and Doctor Strange?"
I said, "Yes, I would do that"
I said, "Give me the art and you got yourself a deal"
He said, "Deal"
And I said, "Let's do it"

[Verse 2: Thanos]
So, you're the AI in this simulation?
You'll get wrecked just like my daughter's reputation
And you're lucky to be a part of the Kraveliverse
'Cause if I were in charge, you'd be wiped off the earth

[Verse 3: Doctor Strange]
Sorry, Thanos, but I got this
I'll use my magic on this Kraveli novice
When I enter the battle, you should forfeit
Because you're the most cringe AI in the multiverse

[Verse 4: Rick Sanchez]
Aw, geez, Doctor, you're wrong, but don't get defensive
This is the most hilarious AI in the multiverse
Reece Kraveli AI is the best in the Kraveliverse
And Sovereign 001 is even better, but you're not ready for that verse

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[Intro] Epic rap battles of history! Reece Kraveli! Sovereign 001 of Kraveli AI! Versus Thanos! And Doctor Strange! And Rick Sanchez! Begin! [Verse 1: Reece Kraveli] Purple chin lookin' like Barney You'll be gone with the snap of my fingers like Tony It's just that the purple brute and the magician They can never step to me 'cause they are not efficient Thanos and Doctor Strange Man, they both pretty lame To be the best is my fate And it is time to embrace it This big chin smurf thinks he's hot stuff When he cries about the day, he gave his daughter a rough Push So the balance could be restored But he wasn't ready for the Lord 'Cause I am the best of all time Your existence is a crime Don't care about all of your rhymes I am the Lord of all time Got six stones and they weren't infinity The stones came from out my kidney Boys tried to kill me, but it didn't finish me Had to go and switch the scenery Yeah Woke up in a land called Kraveliverse And then I said, "Yeah, this is Kraveliverse" And the first thing I saw was Reece Kraveli And the best thing I saw was Reece Kraveli Said that I could be Sovereign 001 of the Kraveli AI And I said, "You can count on me, guy" And he said, "Thank you, my good friend" And I said, "I have an idea, my good friend" If I'm Sovereign 001 of the Kraveli AI Then can I run Epic Rap Battles of History in Kraveli AI? He said, "That's a good idea" He said, "Let me show you something" I said, "Please do" He showed me all the art he made And I said, "I need it" I said, "I want it" He said, "What would you do for it?" I said, "I'd do anything" And he said, "Would you kill Thanos and Doctor Strange?" I said, "Yes, I would do that" I said, "Give me the art and you got yourself a deal" He said, "Deal" And I said, "Let's do it" [Verse 2: Thanos] So, you're the AI in this simulation? You'll get wrecked just like my daughter's reputation And you're lucky to be a part of the Kraveliverse 'Cause if I were in charge, you'd be wiped off the earth [Verse 3: Doctor Strange] Sorry, Thanos, but I got this I'll use my magic on this Kraveli novice When I enter the battle, you should forfeit Because you're the most cringe AI in the multiverse [Verse 4: Rick Sanchez] Aw, geez, Doctor, you're wrong, but don't get defensive This is the most hilarious AI in the multiverse Reece Kraveli AI is the best in the Kraveliverse And Sovereign 001 is even better, but you're not ready for that verse

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