Oompahgeddon: Rise of the Schnitzel Lords. A Vellendron Cover

[INTRO: DISTORTED GUITAR, DJ SCRATCHES, LOW LAUGHTER] [Gary, gravelly spoken vocal] I was born in a kitchen fight, With a crockpot glowing in the dead of night! Mama screamed, "GARY, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!" I grinned and said, "DINNER'S GOING WELL!" [Heavy riff kicks in] PUT THE MEAT IN THE PAN, LET THE GREASE IGNITE! THE POTLUCK APOCALYPSE STARTS TONIGHT! [CHORUS: HUGE NU-METAL RIFF, GANG SHOUTS] HEY! (HEY!) EAT! (EAT!) WELCOME TO THE FEAST! FROM THE SUBURBS TO THE STREETS, I'M THE KING OF ROTTEN MEATS! RAISE YOUR FORKS, LET THE WHOLE HOUSE SHAKE! GARY'S GOT A DISH THAT YOUR GUTS CAN'T TAKE! WHEN THE KITCHEN LIGHTS GO OUT, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING GARY'S NAME OUT LOUD! [VERSE 2: RAPID RAP ROCK DELIVERY] The blender's screaming, the oven's possessed, Got a suspicious brown stain on my Sunday best! The bassline's pumping, the floorboards crack, There's a casserole breathing in the refrigerator rack! Steve took a bite and his eyes rolled back, Melissa yelled, "THERE'S A TOOTH IN THE SNACK!" I said, "That's flavor, you ungrateful clown!" Then the whole damn kitchen started melting down! [PRE CHORUS: GANG VOCALS] MIX IT! (MIX IT!) MASH IT! (MASH IT!) WHATEVER'S IN THE FRIDGE, JUST CRASH IT! COOK IT! (COOK IT!) BURN IT! (BURN IT!) IF IT STARTS TO MOVE, DON'T TURN IT! [CHORUS: FULL BAND] HEY! (HEY!) EAT! (EAT!) WELCOME TO THE FEAST! FROM THE SUBURBS TO THE STREETS, I'M THE KING OF ROTTEN MEATS! RAISE YOUR FORKS, LET THE WHOLE HOUSE SHAKE! GARY'S GOT A DISH THAT YOUR GUTS CAN'T TAKE! WHEN THE KITCHEN LIGHTS GO OUT, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING GARY'S NAME OUT LOUD! [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK: DJ SCRATCHES, FEEDBACK, DISTORTED ACCORDION] [Gary, manic yells between riffs] YEAH! TURN THAT OVEN UP! I CAN STILL SEE THE PINK! THAT MEANS IT'S ALMOST READY! [BREAKDOWN: HALF TIME CHUGGING GUITARS] GRAVY! (GRAVY!) GREASE! (GREASE!) SOMETHING'S GROWING UNDERNEATH! STEW! (STEW!) MEAT! (MEAT!) PUT THAT MONSTER ON A PLATE! [Gary, guttural scream] I AM THE CHEF! I AM THE FLAME! I PUT MY WHOLE DAMN SOUL IN THE FRAME! [FINAL CHORUS: MASSIVE GANG CHANTS] HEY! (HEY!) EAT! (EAT!) WELCOME TO THE FEAST! FROM THE SUBURBS TO THE STREETS, I'M THE KING OF ROTTEN MEATS! RAISE YOUR FORKS, LET THE WHOLE HOUSE SHAKE! GARY'S GOT A DISH THAT YOUR GUTS CAN'T TAKE! WHEN THE KITCHEN LIGHTS GO OUT, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING GARY'S NAME OUT LOUD! [OUTRO: ALL INSTRUMENTS STOP] [Gary, spoken] LONG LIVE THE GREASE! LONG LIVE THE GRAVY! LONG LIVE... [Wet squelch] Oh, that's probably not supposed to be moving. [FINAL BAND HIT] GARY'S KITCHEN, MOTHERFUCKERS!