F*CK YEAH, PIZZA DAY

Comedy glam-punk-ska rock at 150 BPM in E major, Layered distorted guitars, wild ska brass, dramatic drums, pig squeals, Latin chant choir, children’s choir, and kazoo solos, Alternates spoken word, shouted vocals, and melodic highs, Over-the-top dynamics, theatrical flourishes, ridiculous FX, guitar solo breakdown, and chaotic energy, Clean mix with camp absurdity and full sonic mayhem

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[Intro] Dominus.... pepperonus… Mozzarella... infinium… PRAISE BE… THE SLICE! [Verse 1] Woke up dreaming of a mozzarella monsoon My blanket's a crust, my pillow’s mushroom Time bends backwards for the cheddar sun It's pizza day, baby.... THE HOLY ONE! Napkins fly when the bell rings noon I hoof it to the tray like a typhoon No hamburger, no fish fillet AND I’D DO IT AGAIN FOR THAT TANGY FLAY! FUCK THAT ITS PIZZA DAY! [Chorus] FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! Kneel before the oven’s ray! FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! My crust compass leads the way! Fire in the disco dough, lightning in the cheese Toppings dancing in delicious keys! Salami thunder, I boldly say FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! [Verse 2] Lunch lady chants in mozzarella She anoints each tray with somfin' yella' She's the goddess with oregano eats She's seen the future IT'S DEEP DISH FEASTS! I once ate twelve slices almost hit thirteen Woke up from a coma Without a spleen… First thing I did when I woke up? ORDERED A PIE, YEAH STUFF THAT CRUST [Pre-Chorus] Screw applesauce! Flip tofu the bird! Parmeasan is my holy word! I kneel before the marinara monarch WHO BLESSES ME WITH PESTO ARTS! [Chorus] FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! Ladle me into the cheese ballet! FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! Fata is fate and sauce obeys! Tomato tides, basil beams This cafeteria’s where I dream! Napkin cape, I fly and say FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! [Spoken Word Interlude] They told me it was “just food.” But I saw… MORE. I saw… a pie that dared to defy gravity. I saw crusts that cradled nations. I saw a lunch tray become a chariot of molten potential. And as the cafeteria filled with golden steam... I knew... [Final Chorus] FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! I ascend on a crust-shaped sleigh! FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY! Sauce pours down like judgment day! Crispy hymns, eternal cheese Blessed be the bakery breeze! Take my grades, just let me say FUCK YEAH, PIZZA DAY!

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