[[Intro — spoken] Alright, ladz... Tune da squigs. Detonate da amps. Let’s see how loud it takes ta break a *whole* world. [Verse 1] We rokked the ground, we shook the core, Soundwaves crackin’ every door. We play riffz like artillery shells, Makin’ quiet planets into livin’ hells. [Pre-Chorus] Feedback screech — tectonic breach! Bassline slam — volcano jam! [Chorus — shouted, with crowd chanting] PLANET GOES BOOM! FROM THE SPEAKERS OF DOOM! WE DON’T BREAK THE STAGE — THE STAGE BREAKS US TOO! PLANET GOES BOOM! YEAH, THAT’S OUR TUNE! GRAB THE MIC AND RIP GREENER THAN SHROOMS! [Squig-Bass Solo] (Raw, chaotic squig growls mimicking a bass line. You hear slurps, snarls, and distorted strings.) [Verse 2] Decibel levels breach da charts, Whole moon explodes — a work of art. Fungi spores rain down like stardust, Now da planet’s green — in WAAAGH! we trust. [Final Chorus — even louder] PLANET GOES BOOM! LOUD ENUFF TA DOOM! BASS STRINGS-SNAPPIN’, SQUIGS STILL GNAWIN’! PLANET GOES BOOM! LOUDER THAN ROOM! AND DA ASHES OF SILENCE BECOME DA MUSHROOM! [Outro] More rubble. More noise. Next planet.
