{intro - twangy lap steal guitar with super twangy lead guiitar solo} {verse} I WOKE UP THIS MORNING JUST AS HAPPY AS A LARK THE SUN WAS SLOWLY COMING UP FADING OUT THE DARK I DRANK MY MORNING COFFEE THIS LIFE IS VERY GOOD THEN ALONG CAME THE MAILMAN INTO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD {CHORUS}} NOW I'M RICH?! BUT... jUST DIDN'T KNOW IT! THE BICYCLE THAT I RIDE, AND THE CLOTHES I WEAR I'M SURE WILL NEVER SHOW IT! A LETTER FROM THE COUNTY MORE TAXES I MUST PAY MY LAND HAS RAISED IN VALUE INCREASING DAY BY DAY {VERSE} THE MEDICINES WHICH NEED TO LIVE WILL SURELY HAVE TO WAIT A SLICE OF BREAD I CANNOT BUY I HAVE AN EMPTY PLATE WE STRUGGLE AND WE SCRAPE JUST TO PAY OUR TAXES WE GOT NO FANCY CELL PHONES NO MACHINES FOR THE FAXES {CHORUS} NOW I'M RICH?! BUT... jUST DIDN'T KNOW IT! THE BICYCLE THAT I RIDE, AND THE CLOTHES I WEAR I'M SURE WILL NEVER SHOW IT! A LETTER FROM THE COUNTY MORE TAXES I MUST PAY MY LAND HAS RAISED IN VALUE INCREASING DAY BY DAY {ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO} {BANGJO SOLO} {HARMONICA SOLO} {BRIDGE} - MODULATE}} IF I COULD ONLY SELL AT THE PRICE THAT'S ASSESSED MY FINAL TWILIGHT YEARS SURELY WOULD BE BLESSED THIS OLD WORLD WE COULD TRAVEL IN A LAVISH STYLE BUT THAT ASSESSOR MISSED THE MARK BY A COUNTY MILE {VERSE} THIS BICYCLE THAT I RIDE, CAUSEE I CANT AFFORD THE GAS WOULD BE TRADED IN FOR A LINCOLN GIVING ME SOME CLASS BUT THIS LITTLE PIECE OF LAND THEY SAY IS MADE OF GOLD FOR THE ONE HALF THE LISTEDD VALUE WORTH I KNOW CANNOT BE SOLD {CHORUS} NOW I'M RICH?! BUT... jUST DIDN'T KNOW IT! THE BICYCLE THAT I RIDE, AND THE CLOTHES I WEAR I'M SURE WILL NEVER SHOW IT! A LETTER FROM THE COUNTY MORE TAXES I MUST PAY MY LAND HAS RAISED IN VALUE INCREASING DAY BY DAY {CHORUS} NOW I'M RICH?! BUT... jUST DIDN'T KNOW IT! THE BICYCLE THAT I RIDE, AND THE CLOTHES I WEAR I'M SURE WILL NEVER SHOW IT! A LETTER FROM THE COUNTY MORE TAXES I MUST PAY MY LAND HAS RAISED IN VALUE INCREASING DAY BY DAY {OUTRO = twangy lap steal guitar with super twangy lead guiitar solo}