**[Intro — nursery rhyme, toy piano]** Monday, Monday, here we go Turn the little cameras on for the show One, two, three, the ticker shines TBPN is on my mind **[Verse 1 — innocent, sing-song]** Two weeks off Two weeks away What did all the founders do all day? Touch the grass See the sun Now the little vacation’s done Ring the bell Count to three Everybody come and watch TBPN with me **[Nursery Chorus]** TBPN on my mind On my mind, all the time Monday morning, feeling fine TBPN on my mind **[Transition — things begin to warp]** One little founder Two little deals Three little robots Learning how to feel Four little models Five little funds— **[spoken, distorted]** Wait. Why is the bass getting louder? **[DISCO DROP-IN — bass enters]** **[Verse 2 — psychedelic disco]** Founders in the sunshine GPs by the sea Everybody swore they’d spend August peacefully Then the market started moving The group chat came alive Somebody raised nine figures Before quarter after five Chyron in the bloodstream Ticker in the sky Every little headline got me feeling butterfly-high **[Pre-Chorus]** Round and round The numbers climb Round and round You’re on my mind **[Big Disco Chorus]** TBPN on my mind On my mind, on my mind Little bit of breaking news And everything feels fine TBPN on my mind All the time, all the time Turn the cameras up Let the red light shine Ooh-ooh Monday came alive TBPN On my mind **[Vocoder]** On your mind On my mind On everybody’s mind **[Psychedelic Break]** Monday is a circle The ticker is a snake The valuation’s floating And the microphones are awake The founders are revolving The logos start to breathe Someone said “AI infrastructure” Now there’s glitter on the screen **[Falsetto]** Ooooh, we’re back again Ooooh, tell all your friends **[Bridge — nursery melody returns over disco groove]** Monday, Monday Here we go Everybody gather for the show One, two, three The ticker shines TBPN is on my— **[Beat cuts]** Mind. **[Final Chorus — huge]** TBPN on my mind On my mind, on my mind Two weeks gone and now the whole damn Valley’s come alive TBPN on my mind All the time, all the time Put the breaking banner up And let the whole thing shine Round and round We go again Founders, markets Robots, friends TBPN on my mind On my mind On my mind **[Outro — toy piano returns, slightly warped]** Monday, Monday Here we go Turn the little cameras on for the show One, two, three The ticker shines **[whispered]** TBPN is on my mind.
