In a city down south There’s a magical place Where cones and barriers meet Where rules of the world collide And there’s no place to hide The rules of the game are simple And no one’s playing for pride On a road nearby There’s no need to cry When you find them on your way home There’s no procrastination There’s no explanation He’s the one whose gonna carry ya It’s Bennie Barrier Tilly Trolley and Sally Sign Making sure everything’s fine Chester Cone’s the one who’ll push Did you know he’s from Shepherds Bush? Carlton Cone the hostile one Thinking Bennie’s come to ruin his fun And Highway Harry leads them all through thick and thin On a road nearby There’s no need to cry When you find them on your way home There’s no procrastination There’s no explanation He’s the one whose gonna carry ya It’s Bennie Barrier Lessons learnt from Cornelius Cone Until he left Bennie one Christmas all alone A new adventure was what he saw There’s no need to cry For Bennie knew why This job was better than Mrs Fry’s Coleslaw On a road nearby There’s no need to cry When you find them on your way home There’s no procrastination There’s no explanation He’s the one whose gonna carry ya It’s Bennie Barrier Bennie Barrier When Postman Pete turns up on the street With jokes and tales of old There’s no need to worry Bennie and his team will be there in a hurry And when there’s no fuss You can always ride on Bruno Bus On a road nearby There’s no need to cry When you find them on your way home There’s no procrastination There’s no explanation He’s the one whose gonna carry ya It’s Bennie Barrier And when Carlos Cone comes to the yard all alone Lewis Ladder stands over that adventurous cone Bennie will try Only he’ll know why This job’s gonna be his own On a road nearby There’s no need to cry When you find them on your way home There’s no procrastination There’s no explanation He’s the one whose gonna carry ya It’s Bennie Barrier Bennie Barrier Bennie Barrier
