[Verse] I woke up this morning what did I see Peter Griffin in my toilet grinning at me He said hey buddy I need to get free This isn't a joke oh woe is me [Verse 2] He asked for a ladder but what should I say How did he even get in there anyway With that sly grin he started to sway My morning routine just blew away [Chorus] Peter Griffin in my toilet today I can't seem to flush him away He’s here to stay or so he claims A comic legend changing my ways [Verse 3] He’s cracking jokes about toilet bowls His laugh echoing like comic gold How to get him out yeah that's my goal But he's comfy there in his porcelain hold [Bridge] Maybe a plunger will do the trick Or call Quagmire he's always quick But Peter's laughs cutting through like a knife In my bathroom now it’s Family Guy life [Chorus] Peter Griffin in my toilet today I can't seem to flush him away He’s here to stay or so he claims A comic legend changing my ways
