Subpoenaing Santa Claus

[Verse] He knows who's naughty He knows who's nice Santa's knows secrets And they ain't sugar they're spice We found his red suit in a tangled twist we’re subpoenaing Santa for the Epstein list [Chorus] Ho ho ho Santa What do you know Who's been flying first class to that island show We’ve got questions Claus Don’t resist it so sa it's come to this [Verse 2] Rudolph’s sweating Dasher’s pale Mrs. Claus keeps shredding mail Larry Summers? DJT? Bill’s in the mix Santa Buddy Your chimneys got tricks [Prechorus] Candy canes can't cover tracks Reindeer games won't bring us back [Chorus] Ho ho ho Santa Spill the tea What’s hiding in that sack of secrecy No more cookies No more gifts Till we see the Epstein client list [Bridge] North Pole's got a lawyer on speed dial Elves deleting files in denial “Dear Santa ” we wrote “you're in a twist” Your sleigh’s grounded till we get the list