[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Rudie booked a weekend flat Came with rules and all of that, no parties, pets, or smoke inside Said he’d treat it with respect (Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh) But then he threw a rave and they wrecked the place with pride [Chorus] Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbn... [Verse 2] He turned the knob and cranked the bass Invited half the borough and they flooded up the place The floorboards shook beneath their feet They danced until the cops arrived, then vanished down the street [Chorus] Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbn... Rudie got banned, from Airbnb (Ratings dropped and now he can’t go back again) Rudie got banned, from Airbn... [Verse 3] Owner called him “scum with charm” Found a traffic cone and yarn, plus a goat inside the bath Hot sauce sprayed across the walls (Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh) Tried to clean it up but laughed and said, “Nah, do the math” [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbn... [Bridge] He used to roam from flat to flat, in checker shoes and porkpie hat With decks and lights and plastic cups, till neighbors called and cops showed up And though his profile once looked clean, he’s blacklisted by the Airbnb machine Now he stays out in the park, spinning ska until it’s dark [Verse 1] Rudie booked a weekend flat Came with rules and all of that, no parties, pets, or smoke inside Said he’d treat it with respect But now he’s back in tents and decks — denied worldwide [Chorus] Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbn... [Outro] Rudie got banned, he has no place to sleep Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, he can't stay on any street Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned, from Airbnb Rudie got banned...
