[Verse] He crawled from the ocean like “Guess who’s back?” Mohawk spiked higher than a shark attack. Grinning like trouble in a cheap dive bar, Smells like fish, attitude - rockstar. [Chorus] Hey! Seal of Anarchy, Captain of the salty sea! Growls like he’s hardcore punk, But he just wants snacks to eat. [Verse] He shouts “Fish or riot!” with his tongue stuck out, Scaring every tourist on the boardwalk route. Wears a studded collar like a four-legged king, If punk had a mascot - this would be the thing. [Chorus] Hey! Seal of Anarchy, Captain of the salty sea! Growls like he’s hardcore punk, But he just wants snacks to eat. [Bridge] Even seagulls keep their distance, He’s got “chaos” in his instance. But beneath that scary grin - He’s just wet, round, loud, and kin. [Final] So if the pier starts shaking tonight, It’s the punk-seal boi starting a fight. [Chorus] Hey! Seal of Anarchy, Captain of the salty sea! Growls like he’s hardcore punk, But he just wants snacks to eat.
