You say your life is exasperating Go to Byron bay and get you chakras straightened Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own Got a big worry bout borrowing and spending Why not get a massage with a happy ending Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own So your cup is half empty and your down on your luck And you’ve burnt your bridges crashed your best mates truck Let a smile be your umbrella and never say die Take a teaspoon of cement, toughen up and try I’m on the side that’s always greener It’s all just froth and bubbles Kindness is sweeter Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own So your cup is half empty and your sails are a-flapping You’ve got so many friends it sounds like one hand clapping Let a smile be your umbrella never say die Take a teaspoon of cement toughen up and just try You could spend your time always whinging and whining Or just get a plane and fly to Lord Howe Island Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own Got to go and see the bank manager Get the prostate checked Have a hell of a headache Wife’s not happy Dog’s gone No beer in the fridge Surfs flat Sharks Hell Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own Yes listen to me friend, Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own Everyone’s problems are bigger than my own
