Open Invite - Thoma

Live Concert, Crowd cheering, hip hop, rap, Male Vocalist, record scratching

[Live concert noises]
[Spoken, vocalist]
YOOOOOOOOO!
What’s up my people
As you all know, our borders are open again, so
LIVE FROM RITOU
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

[Verse]
Mondstadt Expat here to rap
about how you are lucky 
that you weren’t here trapped
with me due to the Sakoku Decree
So here’s a personal invite
I’ll show you the difference between our appetites

Thoma is the name 
and taming bitches is my game
feeding you with words for thought
fending from you birds, curs, THOTS

Don’t get the wrong idea, don’t call me homo
I tap them proper girls at Kamisato’s
I’m the main fixer 
I get girls begging me to lick her
But with one look at you guys I’ll pass 
cause all I see is some grimy ass

[Chorus]
Thoma, Thoma, needs no Homa
Rhymes so hot, it burnt up La Signora
His rap hits too hard leaving you in a coma
It knocked out the shogun, closing up Inazuma

[Verse]
Now that the country is open
It is my hope and
wish for you all to come visit
go get the travel permit and submit it
I will help you make it happen
I will even get you across
Book any ship from The Crux
cause I know a great captain
I’ll hook you up at the Yashiro commission
You can visit shrines and events with permission

[Verse]
Once you get here, I’ll play the good housekeeper
Slicing and dicing you up, serving you on a platter
preserving your dead corpse like Five Pickled Treasures
No need for distain, me and my trusty Kitain
will harvest you like rice grains
with only yourself to blame
As I go and claim the rap throne
Smash you up, mash you up like Tricolor Dango
Drain your blood and use it for my Miso
A thrust of my spear will turn you lot into Tri Flavored Skewer
Wipe my weapon clean before I turn you into Konda Cuisine

[Chorus]
Thoma, Thoma, needs no Homa
Rhymes so hot, it burnt up La Signora
His rap hits too hard leaving you in a coma
It knocked out the shogun, closing up Inazuma

[Verse]
There’s not much else to say to you and your ilk
open your mouth for the rest of my dango milk
I’m feeling charitable so I’ll pour it on the floor
lick it up cause that’s all you whores are good for
keep your legs closed, I can smell your stank ass pussy
bleed your eggs clothed, I can smell your rank ass sushi

Now that you mongrels had your fill
It’s time for me to go and chill
Head back to the Kamisato Estate
Fuck some maids until it’s late
Keep on howling amongst yourselves
You are nothing but specks on dusty bookshelves
It’s so easy to clean up
A single swipe to wipe you out
You'll be gone before the warmth leaves the teacups

[Outro]
[Spoken]
Thoma Out
[End]

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[Live concert noises] [Spoken, vocalist] YOOOOOOOOO! What’s up my people As you all know, our borders are open again, so LIVE FROM RITOU LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! [Verse] Mondstadt Expat here to rap about how you are lucky that you weren’t here trapped with me due to the Sakoku Decree So here’s a personal invite I’ll show you the difference between our appetites Thoma is the name and taming bitches is my game feeding you with words for thought fending from you birds, curs, THOTS Don’t get the wrong idea, don’t call me homo I tap them proper girls at Kamisato’s I’m the main fixer I get girls begging me to lick her But with one look at you guys I’ll pass cause all I see is some grimy ass [Chorus] Thoma, Thoma, needs no Homa Rhymes so hot, it burnt up La Signora His rap hits too hard leaving you in a coma It knocked out the shogun, closing up Inazuma [Verse] Now that the country is open It is my hope and wish for you all to come visit go get the travel permit and submit it I will help you make it happen I will even get you across Book any ship from The Crux cause I know a great captain I’ll hook you up at the Yashiro commission You can visit shrines and events with permission [Verse] Once you get here, I’ll play the good housekeeper Slicing and dicing you up, serving you on a platter preserving your dead corpse like Five Pickled Treasures No need for distain, me and my trusty Kitain will harvest you like rice grains with only yourself to blame As I go and claim the rap throne Smash you up, mash you up like Tricolor Dango Drain your blood and use it for my Miso A thrust of my spear will turn you lot into Tri Flavored Skewer Wipe my weapon clean before I turn you into Konda Cuisine [Chorus] Thoma, Thoma, needs no Homa Rhymes so hot, it burnt up La Signora His rap hits too hard leaving you in a coma It knocked out the shogun, closing up Inazuma [Verse] There’s not much else to say to you and your ilk open your mouth for the rest of my dango milk I’m feeling charitable so I’ll pour it on the floor lick it up cause that’s all you whores are good for keep your legs closed, I can smell your stank ass pussy bleed your eggs clothed, I can smell your rank ass sushi Now that you mongrels had your fill It’s time for me to go and chill Head back to the Kamisato Estate Fuck some maids until it’s late Keep on howling amongst yourselves You are nothing but specks on dusty bookshelves It’s so easy to clean up A single swipe to wipe you out You'll be gone before the warmth leaves the teacups [Outro] [Spoken] Thoma Out [End]

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