Date-Sabotage 101 | [Bad Glitches] by 𝓛ux

We’ve been friends since we was young,
Shared our dreams, laughed till the day was done.
We work side by side, even livin' under one roof,
Sharin' everything like sisters, ain't that the proof? 
So when I told you who I was going to pursue,
How could you dare go for him too? (Sheee what!?)

From the moment I saw him, I couldn't disguise,
The spark in his smile that lit up my eyes.
An alluring charm burnin' like a fire, (fire)
Leaving you steaming with untold desires. (yeah)
Truly he is the perfect man for me, (Oh fo sure)
I confided in you, thinking you’d agree. (yeah)
But when the day ended, and I looked around,
You'd left with him, without making a sound. (Bitch)

You may not know it yet, but this means war—
I’ll be grabbin' him back, and so much more—

Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Class is now in session, let’s have some fun!
I'll set the trap, better not be close,
Or your sweet date might turn to toast.
Oops, my bad, is it already down the drain?
Would you like some wine to ease that pain?
Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Lesson ain't over yet, not til' I've won!

I’ve got a plan (plan), it’s a daring scheme (scheme)
Gonna steal him back, or so it seems
Going on a date, you took your favorite dress,
So predictable, already handled the rest.
As you walked away, right next to him,
Your dress starts to slip, now it's looking grim.
My perfect plan is now in motion,
Enjoy that prescribed humiliation. (Eat it!)

But that perfect man (man) was so quick to act (act)
Wrapped you in his jacket (jacket) and kept you intact (tact)
Now you're even closer tucked in his arms, 
Giggling at his jokes to keep you calmed. (Oh come on!)

Oh my! Oh my! How could this be?
My perfect plan was supposed to set him free!

Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Class is now in session, let’s have some fun!
I'll set the trap, better not be close,
Or your sweet date might turn to toast.
Oops, my bad, its already down the drain,
How about some wine to ease the pain?
Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Lesson ain't over yet, not til' I've won!

You asked for the room, for your date tonight,
Ain't gonna leave without a sweet surprise.
I know your weakness, my dairy queen,
Enjoy some cheese with that French cuisine.
The bomb is set, now the clock will tick,
Waiting for your gut to do its trick.
You may try to resist it, my dear,
But soon enough, the smell will be clear.

(haha! get out of that one now!)

The bomb went off, what a masterstroke
Your face went red, couldn't even spoke.
But he didn’t care, just laughed it away, (What?)
No sign of worry, just brighten your day.

(How is that even possible!?)

Oh my! Oh my! How could this be? yeah...
My perfect plan was supposed to set him free!

Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Class is now in session, let’s have some fun!
I set the trap, but you're still so close,
Every move I make just turns to toast.
Oops, my bad, that didn’t go as planned,
But I'm still here, making my stand.
Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Lesson ain't over yet, not til' I've won!

Why ain't it working? my perfect plans
All the scheming for none of it to land
Finally came the day I'd be dreaming on
The one when he'd see me on his own
He came to me with his words so collected
To ask the question I never expected.
How to best propose to you (HE WHAT!?)
It does seem his love for you was true

Its now clear his love was plaint to see
That he never even had eyes for me (No way)
Was I always this blinded by jealousy? (Nah)
To try all this it's clear I'm petty (...maybe?)

Oh my, oh my, how could I never see?
It would seem you two were meant to be....yeah!

Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Class is now in session, but enough fun.
I set my traps, yet you held him close,
And now it's my dreams that turned to toast.
Oops, my bad, was it always my plan,
To get you two closer in the end?
Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101,
Lesson's done and set, you were the one.

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One of the oldest text I wrote on here. Born from GPT throwing me a curveball with "Date-Sabotage 101" as a writing challenge, which I found so silly I had to give it a shot. A primal version of this was the result. Sound was rather bad though, it still being my early days on here. Always wanted to give it a redo and I'm giving it a shot with V5. Didn't intend to give that one to Bad Glitches initially, but they did work with it, although that combo of styles feels borderline like a cultural crime at this point. Still, sound is king, and I like the result I got here. Enjoy! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Persona used: [Bad Glitches | https://suno.com/persona/39902601-a11c-4560-a24f-8fa60f57bb51] Dedicated playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/23628d4d-1cf0-4b6f-9ede-2a2af314a8cf =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ━━━ ◈ ©️Lux (@luxnocthys) 2025 ◈ ━━━ ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ We’ve been friends since we was young, Shared our dreams, laughed till the day was done. We work side by side, even livin' under one roof, Sharin' everything like sisters, ain't that the proof? So when I told you who I was going to pursue, How could you dare go for him too? (Sheee what!?) From the moment I saw him, I couldn't disguise, The spark in his smile that lit up my eyes. An alluring charm burnin' like a fire, (fire) Leaving you steaming with untold desires. (yeah) Truly he is the perfect man for me, (Oh fo sure) I confided in you, thinking you’d agree. (yeah) But when the day ended, and I looked around, You'd left with him, without making a sound. (Bitch) You may not know it yet, but this means war— I’ll be grabbin' him back, and so much more— Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Class is now in session, let’s have some fun! I'll set the trap, better not be close, Or your sweet date might turn to toast. Oops, my bad, is it already down the drain? Would you like some wine to ease that pain? Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Lesson ain't over yet, not til' I've won! I’ve got a plan (plan), it’s a daring scheme (scheme) Gonna steal him back, or so it seems Going on a date, you took your favorite dress, So predictable, already handled the rest. As you walked away, right next to him, Your dress starts to slip, now it's looking grim. My perfect plan is now in motion, Enjoy that prescribed humiliation. (Eat it!) But that perfect man (man) was so quick to act (act) Wrapped you in his jacket (jacket) and kept you intact (tact) Now you're even closer tucked in his arms, Giggling at his jokes to keep you calmed. (Oh come on!) Oh my! Oh my! How could this be? My perfect plan was supposed to set him free! Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Class is now in session, let’s have some fun! I'll set the trap, better not be close, Or your sweet date might turn to toast. Oops, my bad, its already down the drain, How about some wine to ease the pain? Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Lesson ain't over yet, not til' I've won! You asked for the room, for your date tonight, Ain't gonna leave without a sweet surprise. I know your weakness, my dairy queen, Enjoy some cheese with that French cuisine. The bomb is set, now the clock will tick, Waiting for your gut to do its trick. You may try to resist it, my dear, But soon enough, the smell will be clear. (haha! get out of that one now!) The bomb went off, what a masterstroke Your face went red, couldn't even spoke. But he didn’t care, just laughed it away, (What?) No sign of worry, just brighten your day. (How is that even possible!?) Oh my! Oh my! How could this be? yeah... My perfect plan was supposed to set him free! Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Class is now in session, let’s have some fun! I set the trap, but you're still so close, Every move I make just turns to toast. Oops, my bad, that didn’t go as planned, But I'm still here, making my stand. Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Lesson ain't over yet, not til' I've won! Why ain't it working? my perfect plans All the scheming for none of it to land Finally came the day I'd be dreaming on The one when he'd see me on his own He came to me with his words so collected To ask the question I never expected. How to best propose to you (HE WHAT!?) It does seem his love for you was true Its now clear his love was plaint to see That he never even had eyes for me (No way) Was I always this blinded by jealousy? (Nah) To try all this it's clear I'm petty (...maybe?) Oh my, oh my, how could I never see? It would seem you two were meant to be....yeah! Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Class is now in session, but enough fun. I set my traps, yet you held him close, And now it's my dreams that turned to toast. Oops, my bad, was it always my plan, To get you two closer in the end? Welcome to Date-Sabotage 101, Lesson's done and set, you were the one. ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ━━━ ◈ ©️Lux (@luxnocthys) 2025 ◈ ━━━ ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆

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