Velvet Karens - Spanking Bureaucracy

******************************************************************************** Velvet Karens On Ludwig Vistalite drum kit - Kim On Höfner 500/1 Violin Bass Sunburst 1965 - Roxy On Gibson G-101 organ - Ivy On 1959 Gretsch 6120 hollowbody guitar - lead singer - Daisy Special guest on Guitar - His Purple Majesty ******************************************************************************** Tonight we have a guest... Prince... His Purple Majesty... His Royal Badness... Sooooo... Let's go crazy!!! Rewind the clock to the fifties and sixties, the good old days, Where office culture shone with strict, patriarchal ways. The director ruled the floor like a wise and loving dad, Underperforming? Made a typo? Oh, that’s too bad! Don't worry, we solve this with a pedagogical touch, For a first offense, the panties stay on, it won't hurt much! So you can return to your desk, productive and completely free. Everyone knew how it worked, from finance to tech-support, you see. Why talk about performance reviews or structured dialogue, When you can lift the nylon skirts and end the backlog? Ah, the holy spanking! The engine of our corporate pride! Yeeahh yeeahh... Invented by that perverted boss with so much to hide! so much to hide! While he sits freezing on his couch at home, submissive and meek, submissive and meek! His wife wears the pants, so he whips the staff to feel unique! This spanking rule was strictly for the ladies who made a mistake, While men who messed up got fired instantly, for heaven's sake! Immediate dismissal for the guys, pack your bags and leave the floor, 'Cause that deep paternal 'care' was kept for women at his door. So the secretaries stayed in service to experience this routine, Nobody thought of striking in this harmonious corporate scene. On the second mistake, the underwear protection was totally gone, Bare buttocks on his knee, the official company stamp is drawn! So drop the nylons, drop the panties, take the lesson like a pro, A glowing red rear end is how you make the business grow! Ah, the holy spanking! The engine of our corporate pride! Invented by that perverted boss with so much to hide! so much to hide! While he sits freezing on his couch at home, submissive and meek, submissive and meek! His wife wears the pants, so he whips the staff to feel unique! Hear the hierarchy clapping through the halls! Spank me, baby! Nobody complains, nobody stalls! She’s got the power at home... Four PM sharp... is the official spanking hour! The lesson is learned, the profit margins soar high, And the tear in your eye is already almost dry. Underperformed today, miss? You know what that means. Perfect-ly normal. Everyone hears it. Just the way it goes. Ok.. thank you... Now say bye bye Royal Badness... Now you can go back to your purple world... Goodnight all and be nice and behave haha...