Two Johnny Monday Night

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[Intro]
Hold on...
Let me start over.

[Instrumental bridge]

Oh let me tell you a story bout a guy.
Who once went the door to door mopping to the dim lit supper that we took astray.
Let me tell you when he saw that master sweeter of the singer tune that he was whistling way all day.

Then deep inside his eyes you could see that he didn't have a clue about the stormy summer rain of the tiger nor any of that other bloodstained mess.
And deep inside he knew that this purchase wouldn't work and he thought about the people in his life that would never drink the wine and spirits though it was a mess.

And he looked to his people it was clear that he should make a speech about it all and maybe even make a little wink so the refrigerator stops working when he doesn't want it to run anyway.
But then deep inside he realizes that words never mattered to the people who elected the animals that don't have a say.

And he wondered maybe he should find a way out of his predicament by hopping on the bus which takes him to the package that he needs to deliver.
The only problem was that the others didn't come to his aid when he was swimming through the masses which left him all alone to drown in the river.

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh oh
It's two johnny monday night 
It's doo honey bombay right though 
The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe
Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go

Yeah you wonder why he stopped at the door of the woman that he saw before the night at the opera dream.
The truth was that he reckoned it was always such a thing with the others that never even knew for he learned that things never really are just like they seem.

That's the reason why he looked tired for he never really got much sleep that night due to thunder outside.
And because that thunder the election was lost to the office of the dragon that looked at him from above and despite all his efforts there were nowhere to hide.

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh oh
It's two johnny monday night 
It's doo honey bombay right though 
The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe
Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go

Now I bet you're all wondering what happened to the slick haired fool with the dicy breath of the wilderness. 
Well he never caught up because he was trying to help with seeing through the thicket of the brushes that clouded the path and before he could see before him he was standing right there no less.

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh oh
It's two johnny monday night 
It's doo honey bombay right though 
The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe
Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go

[Bridge]
Oooh-ooh
doo-doo-doo wop
It went okay...
It went okay despite.
That crazy old two Johnny Monday Night.

[Bridge]
Some folks don't believe me.
But I'm not in the business of making up fairy tales you can trust me on that one.

It's a wild tale, but it's the honest hard truth of the matter.
Hand to god and kiss his feet and talk to Peter about the latter.

Of course it all ended well in the end for he got to the jukebox in time to stop the ordeal with the drinking vibes of yore.
But of course you must realize he had quite a tough morning after cause he hadn't drunk that much before.

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh oh
It's two johnny monday night 
It's doo honey bombay right though 
The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe
Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go

[Instrumental outro]

[End song]

[Instrumental outro]

[End song]

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[Intro] Alright Alright Sit down now Take a seat and talk to the person next to the carrot chomper who parked next to town in his rover rider comment. Okay Make sure to strap yourselves in cause this story is a wild one. Ehem [Intro] Hold on... Let me start over. [Instrumental bridge] Oh let me tell you a story bout a guy. Who once went the door to door mopping to the dim lit supper that we took astray. Let me tell you when he saw that master sweeter of the singer tune that he was whistling way all day. Then deep inside his eyes you could see that he didn't have a clue about the stormy summer rain of the tiger nor any of that other bloodstained mess. And deep inside he knew that this purchase wouldn't work and he thought about the people in his life that would never drink the wine and spirits though it was a mess. And he looked to his people it was clear that he should make a speech about it all and maybe even make a little wink so the refrigerator stops working when he doesn't want it to run anyway. But then deep inside he realizes that words never mattered to the people who elected the animals that don't have a say. And he wondered maybe he should find a way out of his predicament by hopping on the bus which takes him to the package that he needs to deliver. The only problem was that the others didn't come to his aid when he was swimming through the masses which left him all alone to drown in the river. [Chorus] Oh oh oh oh It's two johnny monday night It's doo honey bombay right though The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go Yeah you wonder why he stopped at the door of the woman that he saw before the night at the opera dream. The truth was that he reckoned it was always such a thing with the others that never even knew for he learned that things never really are just like they seem. That's the reason why he looked tired for he never really got much sleep that night due to thunder outside. And because that thunder the election was lost to the office of the dragon that looked at him from above and despite all his efforts there were nowhere to hide. [Chorus] Oh oh oh oh It's two johnny monday night It's doo honey bombay right though The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go Now I bet you're all wondering what happened to the slick haired fool with the dicy breath of the wilderness. Well he never caught up because he was trying to help with seeing through the thicket of the brushes that clouded the path and before he could see before him he was standing right there no less. [Instrumental] [Chorus] Oh oh oh oh It's two johnny monday night It's doo honey bombay right though The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go [Bridge] Oooh-ooh doo-doo-doo wop It went okay... It went okay despite. That crazy old two Johnny Monday Night. [Bridge] Some folks don't believe me. But I'm not in the business of making up fairy tales you can trust me on that one. It's a wild tale, but it's the honest hard truth of the matter. Hand to god and kiss his feet and talk to Peter about the latter. Of course it all ended well in the end for he got to the jukebox in time to stop the ordeal with the drinking vibes of yore. But of course you must realize he had quite a tough morning after cause he hadn't drunk that much before. [Chorus] Oh oh oh oh It's two johnny monday night It's doo honey bombay right though The doo wop tummy to the willem dafoe Bistro top dummy for the millard that's how things go [Instrumental outro] [Instrumental outro] [End song] [Instrumental outro] [End song]

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