MY NEW ALBUM (Elelands & Zombie Robby)

[INTRO] ta-ta-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta [VERSE 1 – MALE LEAD ONLY] You wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had. I missed my train, I lost my keys, got caught in the rain, spilled coffee all over my pants. Yeah, yeah, a terrible day. But there’s something I really need to tell you. [PRE-CHORUS – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING VOCALS] Today... (Today?) Right now... (Right now?) At this very moment... (What happened?) I just released my new album. (Really?) Oh, yeah. ta-ta-ta-ta [CHORUS – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING VOCALS] I JUST RELEASED MY NEW ALBUM (He released MY new album!) I JUST RELEASED MY NEW ALBUM (Today! Today! Today!) So listen to it. (I will!) All of it. (Sure!) No skipping tracks. (...Sure.) [SPOKEN INTERLUDE – MALE LEAD] For the video, I need backing singers. Very pretty. Wearing nothing but swimsuits, very skimpy though. So people actually watch the video. And then two dancers. Young and pretty just the same. So nobody calls me a male chauvinist. [VERSE 2 – FEMALE LEAD ONLY] Actually, there’s something I wanted to tell you. No, never mind. It’s nothing. Well... since you keep asking... I just released my new album. ta-ta-ta-ta [MALE BACKING VOCALS ONLY] (What did you do?) (Today?) (Right now?) [FEMALE LEAD] Oh, yeah. ta-ta-ta-ta [CHORUS – FEMALE LEAD, MALE BACKING VOCALS] I JUST RELEASED MY NEW ALBUM (She released my new album!) I JUST RELEASED MY NEW ALBUM (Today!) So listen to it. (I will!) All of it. (Sure!) No skipping tracks. (...Sure.) [SPOKEN INTERLUDE – FEMALE LEAD] The girl singing is pretty and talented. But the fact that she’s talented, nobody cares about. Nowadays, better pretty than talented. Though basically, it was like that before too. Ugly girls who made it big... I can't really remember that many. [BREAKDOWN – MALE LEAD ONLY] What's this? ta-ta-ta-ta Someone released their new album. ( ta-ta-ta-ta ) Another one? ( ta-ta-ta-ta ) How many are there? I stopped counting. [CHOIR LOOP] (New album!) (Just out!) (Listen!) (Mine!) (New album!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [BRIDGE – MALE LEAD ONLY] You said you listened to mine. So tell me the title of one song. [LONG PAUSE] One song. [FEMALE LEAD – SPOKEN] I clicked on it. [MALE LEAD – SPOKEN] That's not listening. How much did you hear? [FEMALE LEAD – SPOKEN] Eleven seconds. [INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE] [VERSE 3 – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING VOCALS] Twenty albums before breakfast. (Thirty-two for lunch.) Everyone made an album. (Everyone wants a listen.) Nobody has time. (Everyone has a link.) Another twenty for dinner. (Here comes another one!) Everyone wants a click. (Here’s the link!) Everyone wants a listener. (Listen to mine!) ta-ta-ta-ta [CHOIR LOOP – OVERLAPPING] (Listen!) (Mine!) (Just out!) (New album!) (Save it!) (Hit "like"!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [FINAL CHORUS – BOTH] I JUST RELEASED MY NEW ALBUM! (OOOOOH YEAH!) Ta-ta-ta-ta YOU JUST RELEASED YOUR NEW ALBUM! (OOOOOH YEAH!) EVERYONE RELEASED A NEW ALBUM! [CHOIR] (Click it!) (Play it!) (Skip it!) (Hit "like"!) (Share it!) (Save it!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [OUTRO – MALE LEAD ONLY] Did you listen to mine? [OUTRO – FEMALE LEAD ONLY] Did you listen to mine? [OUTRO – BOTH] ...No. Maybe tomorrow... As soon as I have a little time... Never... ta-ta-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta