I Just Want My Iced Coffee! (Emo Version)

[intro:] "so...I went to get a cup of coffee with ice.... and tripped over my roommate passed out on my sticky carpet and landed face first into his armpit" "now that's fucking gross!" But You know what? that's just life! that's just how it goes SO... Who gives a shit if Your cat's on keto and your fridge won't close or You lost your keys in your boyfriend's clothes and now Your mom's in town She says the end is near And she's here with a psychic plan but forgot it in her van and I think my cat's the reincarnation of Edgar Allan Poe Yeah I think that's really nice But do you mind if I just go? She said her father was a goat And her lover's a ghost So she made love with the knight Wait..the knight? "Yeah that's really cool" But I can't deal with this today So...can I just be on my way? alright cuz It's too early in the morning for this I'm not awake enough to give a shit I don't mean to be mean but please go away I'm not trying to talk about it in the damn café I need my coffee Fuck! Dude in a fedora says he’s fighting the man Lady with a lizard claims it’s her boyfriend Stan The band on the patio’s playing three keys wrong And the guy with the bongo? Been at it too long "Oh god....not this guy again...." He said "My car won't start" I said "I don't give a damn" He said "It's breaking my heart" I said "It's not my problem man" He said "My girl left me" I said "I'm not your bro" He said "What can I do?" I said "Just go" It's too early in the morning for this I'm not awake enough to give a shit I don't mean to be mean but please go away I'm not trying to talk about it in the damn café Look, I just wanted a fucking Iced coffee,dude!! oh great now this lady She’s crying in the doorway saying Her cat ate her sock Guy on the corner’s ranting 'bout the moon and a clock The barista’s arguing with a ghost "Hey lady,your boyfriend's over there!" These people are chaotic I swear And all I want’s caffeine,man! Not this circus affair! I just want my iced coffee Leave me alone No drama no problems just let me zone Keep your weirdness keep your woe Just one iced coffee and I’ll go No,I don't care about the leaky roof in your home,lady! you're crazy. Why's it my job to fix your mess I just want caffeine I could not care less I just want iced coffee okay No drama no llamas just get out the way Keep your weird problems in your weird little head Give me my iced coffee or I’m gonna see red You say your neighbor’s dog knows Morse code Your landlord’s stuck in a karaoke mode Your sister’s selling crystals shaped like a shoe She thinks they're cursed and now she’s blaming you Why’s it my job to hear you whine I just want a cold brew it’s not a crime I just want iced coffee okay No breakdowns no showdowns just go away Your chaos is yours and I’m not your shrink Give me my iced coffee or I’m gonna freak Guy wouldn't stop talking... So I stabbed him in the knee He said he thinks he needs a doctor I said I think you need to chill He said "Oh no I'm really serious" I said "I think you're mental" He said he knows the meaning of life But I think he needs a 'double shot and a beeeer!!!" 'Now my co-worker is talking to me!? Why me!?" oh wait...He said "Hey it's good to see you" And I said "Please!! Get me out of here!!!" I just want my iced coffee Leave me alone No drama no llamas no problems with goats! just leave me alone and Keep your weirdness keep your woe Just one iced coffee and I’ll go No,I don't care about the leaky roof in your home,lady! you're crazy... Hey,Why's it my job to fix your mess I just want caffeine I could not care less! Cuz! It's too early in the morning for this I'm not awake enough to give a shit I don't mean to be mean but please go I really don't wanna talk to you so Keep your weirdness keep your woe Just freakin go bro! Is this a dream or a fevered haze Why is that dude dressed like mayonnaise I don’t care if the universe ends Just gimme my cup and hell no! we’re not friends "I just wanted some fucking coffee..." SO... Who gives a shit if Your cat's on keto and your fridge won't close You lost your keys in your boyfriend's clothes Your mom's in town She says the end is near And she's here.... Wait...not this shit again! Hey! "Where the fuck's my coffee!!!??" [End:]