# PRACK'S BIGGEST FAN **[Intro: Voice Comms]** **Guildie:** Prack's over by AMG! **High As Fuck:** Awwww... my best friend logged in! **Guildie:** He's not your friend. **High As Fuck:** He just doesn't know it yet. *(Beat drops.)* --- ## [Chorus] PRAAAAACK! WHY YOU RUNNIN' AWAY? I JUST WANNA HUG YA BEFORE YOU HIT THE GRAVE! PRAAAAACK! DON'T BE ACTIN' TOUGH! YOU THROW LIKE A PALADIN... AND YOU DON'T HIT HARD ENOUGH! --- ## [Verse 1] See a shiny Paladin... Backflip... rude... There he goes again. I'm blowin' kisses. He's flippin' me off. Guess it's time to fertilize the lawn. He throws a rude emote. I hug him back. Plants eight mushrooms... Now he's flat on his back. Spirit of Hatred flyin' single file, Straight through Prack Like cake at a fat kid's birthday. Corpse on the ground? Plant one more shroom. Now he gotta respawn With a better attitude. --- ## [Pre-Chorus] He thinks he's tanky. I think that's cute. He swings Excalibur... I send bombers that salute. --- ## [Chorus] PRAAAAACK! WHY YOU RUNNIN' AWAY? I JUST WANNA KISS YA BEFORE YOU HIT THE GRAVE! PRAAAAACK! DON'T BE GETTIN' MAD! I'M JUST WATERIN' FLOWERS WITH THE LUNCH MONEY I HAD! --- ## [Verse 2] Every fight starts Exactly the same. He sees my name... Already feels pain. Rude emote. Backflip. Rude again. Brother, that's confidence I cannot defend. He uses Determination. I use insanity. He brought a shield. I brought horticulture and profanity. He tries to peel. He tries to stun. Meanwhile my bomber says, "FOUND HIM!" and everyone runs. He's got plate armor. I've got bad intentions. By the time he reaches me He's already in the resurrection queue. --- ## [Breakdown] **Prack:** Will you LEAVE ME ALONE?! **High As Fuck:** Aww... Come here. *(kiss emote)* *(hug emote)* *(plants mushroom on corpse)* See ya in five minutes. --- ## [Final Chorus] PRAAAAACK! MY FAVORITE PAL! YOU KEEP COMIN' BACK JUST TO PAD MY STATS! PRAAAAACK! DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD! I'M JUST YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BOTANICAL MENACE! HIGH AS FUCK! ON THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' NUKES! TAKIN' LUNCH MONEY... TURNIN' NERDS INTO MULCH! HIGH AS FUCK! ON THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' NUKES! PRACK STILL SWINGS... LIKE HE'S WEARIN' WATER WINGS! --- ## [Outro] **Guildie:** You gonna leave him alone? **High As Fuck:** Nah. I think he likes me. **Prack (distant):** I HATE YOU! **High As Fuck:** HE SAID HE LOVES ME! *(Accordion flourish. Bomber explodes. Fade out.)*
