[Verse] Mama lit a candle, set it by the door, Said, "Paw, I can't take it, not a minute more!" He just laughed and said, "What else can I do? A man’s gotta live, even in the loo." [Chorus] Oh, the house shakes with love, but it stinks of despair, When Paw shuts the door, don’t you dare go near there. Mama’s hollerin’, Paw just grins wide, It’s a war of the senses, no peace inside. [Verse 2] Mama grabbed the Febreze, started sprayin' the air, Said, "Paw, you're a menace, it just ain't fair!" He said, "Maw, it's nature, a part of this life, You knew what you signed up for when you became my wife!" [Chorus] Oh, the house shakes with love, but it stinks of despair, When Paw shuts the door, don’t you dare go near there. Mama’s hollerin’, Paw just grins wide, It’s a war of the senses, no peace inside. [Bridge] Mama said, "Paw, we need to talk, 'Bout diet and beans and the way that you walk." He said, "Maw, I’m sorry, I’ll try my best, But some things in life can’t be repressed!" [Verse 3] Now Mama's got her clothespin, keeps it on her nose, While Paw’s in the kitchen, hummin’ as he goes. They may fuss and fight, but love lingers strong, Even when Paw’s scents linger too long.
