[Intro] Welcome to tha one man plus one man show Chattin'up a storm yeah thass juss how we roll Mutha fuh cuhh we da holy folk [Verse] A Dutchman on a forklift...hmmm, sounds like the beginning of a lame joke Oh shit right, YOURE HIRED Im FIRED Nah. I'm TIRED That's too bad, I'm WIRED Shakin' boots, you're a LIAR I'm ADMIRED The night sky knights me a SQUIRE Wicked taste aquired I was eatin' cheese wit' some mayo....BACKFIRED Shit off the eiffel tower, that's HIGHER Cause the cheese was EXPIRED My stoned eyes are....decieved Mold for free, ain't no BUYERS...'sepped me [Hook] One-man-show You hearin' me bro? I just go with flow Two man when I step up to tha plate Ya'll can't handle Papa 'n' tha movin' ways wit' Wave [Verse] Holl'up now, I'm inspired Watch my boy climb tha tip of this SPIRE He a CLIMBER Topple back in my RECLINER I'm so wavy, I can extinguish a fire Booty so bad she a tape, I REWIND HER I'm a dad.....came ta clean your PIPERS Snakes climbin' outta pot playin' by tha Pied Piper [Bridge] A man 'n' a Python punchin' miles inta polygons Moldin' metal wit' a pedal peddlin' Tommy Guns [Verse] Rich as fuck, got 40 Dodge Vipers Sexiest man alive, call me Mindy Pfieffer I a-Dora the idea you think I'm slick like SWIPER Fuck ya'll can't hold me back on this fuckin indie CYPHER I'm feelin hyper Space in this place got me feelin like some Sliders If you do not shut up, imma fold you like a diaper Cold sniper, quick wit' the wits he goin for tha slicer I'm spittin bars like a geyser, I am your supervisor [Break] Is that a Choir? [Verse] Choir, no? I am an one-man-show You hear me, bro I just go with flow Two man when I step up to tha plate Ya'll can't handle Papa movin' ways wit' Wave In Dutch, they call me a "leider" And also a "strijder" Still you steady on that beat like a Kaiser A roll or yeah, guess a supervisor Empire, leadin' rebellions they like "idk who these guys are" Ruin Christmas like I'm heat meiser [Hook] One-man-show You hearin' me bro? I just go with flow Two man when I step up to tha plate Ya'll can't handle Papa 'n' tha movin' ways wit' Wave
