[Verse 1] Welcome to Spirit Halloween's back room, honey Where the real scary costumes live Got your Sexy Divorce in three-piece polyester Sexy Bankruptcy with authentic repo slips I'm your trauma retail specialist tonight Helping you package your pain up tight Step into the fitting room Face the mirror Try on everything that keeps you up at night [Pre-Chorus] One size fits all when you're falling apart Accessories sold separately That's the healing part **[Chorus]** Sexy Daddy Issues comes with real tears Sexy Abandonment It's been trending for years Wrap your damage up in fishnets and glitter Make it fuckable Make it pretty Make it bitter We're all wearing our trauma to the party tonight Sequined scars under the black light You can't return it but you can make it cute Sexy Trauma Costume It's the truth in a suit [Verse 2] Aisle three's got Sexy Childhood Neglect Comes with detachable mom who forgets Sexy Gaslighting's our best seller this year The accessories whisper "that never happened here" Got Sexy Codependency It's a couple's costume Sexy Self-Destruction in the clearance room See-through fabric for your see-through therapy Every wound's on sale Every scar comes free **[Pre-Chorus]** Hemlines rising Boundaries falling The fitting room mirror starts calling [Chorus] Sexy Daddy Issues comes with real tears Sexy Abandonment It's been trending for years Wrap your damage up in fishnets and glitter Make it fuckable Make it pretty Make it bitter We're all wearing our trauma to the party tonight Sequined scars under the black light You can't return it but you can make it cute Sexy Trauma Costume It's the truth in a suit [Bridge] *(stripped down, vulnerable)* Maybe if we wear it ironically it won't hurt Maybe if we make it sexy we can flirt With the worst parts Maybe if we dress it up someone will finally see Maybe if we laugh about it We can just let it be But the zipper's stuck on memories And these heels are killing me [Final Chorus] *(building back, more intense)* Sexy Daddy Issues Yeah, I'll take it in black Sexy Emotional Damage There's no giving it back We're all walking advertisements for pain Making trauma fashion Going insane Everybody's wearing their damage tonight Sparkles covering the frostbite No refunds, no exchanges Just proof Sexy Trauma Costume We're all living the truth [Outro] I'll ring you up That's $29.99 Plus your dignity Plus your peace of mind Happy Halloween Wear it well See you back here when you're ready for hell
