[Intro] (Oi, oi, let's go and doss!) [Verse one] Me and the lads are on Universal Credit And we don't give a shit We're all going out and doss We just don't give a toss [Verse two] Planned this all out on Facebook When it comes to work, we're all off the hook All of us are on benefits And we don't give a shit [Instrumental] (You calling us lazy? Indolent? Ha, get bent!) [Bridge] All the lads and I are in me car When we doss, we go near and far Visiting every pub and takeaway We have the money, get out of the way! [Chorus] Let's go and doss We're not working and we don't give a toss Pizzas, kebabs, drinks and fish and chips Then go out again and woof down some kebab strips [Instrumental] [Verse three] We're all out 'avin' a laugh Going out on taxpayer's behalf Comin' out of every pub pissed Fuck the appointments and dates we missed! [Bridge] The lad's 'n' I aren't required to work Sod doin' that, none of us are a berk We're all out 'n' away from the missus Away from the tuts and the hisses [Chorus] Let's go and doss We still don't give a toss You call us lazy and indolent? SOD OFF! We don't give a toss [Outro] [Spoken] (Hahahaha, say 'ow about we do this again next week, lads?)
