Dragons Love Tacos (Outlaw Country)

(Verse 1) Well we had a little party on a Friday night String lights glowing and the moon shinin’ bright Got a table full of tacos and a cooler full of Coke And dragons in the backyard breathin’ little puffs of smoke Well they loved soft tacos, hard tacos too Bean tacos, beef tacos, red and green stew They danced around the grill to an old conjunto band With salsa drippin’ everywhere and hot sauce on their hands (Chorus) Yeah the tacos burn forever And the dragons never learn One little jalapeño And the whole dang world can burn From Austin down to nowhere You can hear those fire alarms ’Cause the tacos burn forever In the dragons’ hungry hearts (Verse 2) Now Larry brought the salsa from the back of the fridge Said “Mild as a Texas winter, boys, now cross that bridge” But nobody read the label in the pale moonlight It said “EXTRA SPICY FIRE” in the tiniest print Well the first dragon sneezed and the second one roared Third one shot flames through the kitchen door Tacos hit the ceiling and the radio blew And a lawn chair melted right through Uncle Freddy’s shoe (Chorus) Yeah the tacos burn forever And the dragons never learn One little jalapeño And the whole dang world can burn From the rooftop to the driveway Through the mesquite and sparks Yeah the tacos burn forever In the dragons’ hungry hearts (Verse 3) Well the smoke cleared out about a quarter past three House looked like a roadside rotisserie But the dragons felt awful and they started rebuildin’ Hammerin’ and paintin’ by the sunrise in the hills Then somebody whispered with a sly little grin “Think we oughta make some tacos once again?” All the dragons got quiet… stared off into space Dreamin’ ‘bout tortillas and hot sauce on their face (Final Chorus) Yeah the tacos burn forever And the dragons always yearn For a basket full of heaven Though their mouths might never learn So if dragons come a-callin’ Better hide the spicy jars ’Cause the tacos burn forever In those big ol’ dragon hearts