[Intro] Oh lawd he comin, the bord is here An absolute unit, round and sphere The almighty bord, overseer of bright and dark sort The fearsome green mantle, bringer of calamities in battle [Verse] Look at the fat bord, fat bord chirp (CHIRP) Bank account with many zeroes, fat bord chirp (CHIRP) US dollars, weighs as much as his net worth Chirp chirp chirp CHIRP! They tried to keep him locked in Ohio He chirp Next thing he was on a plane to LA (i think bord is electric) He chirp He's round and chubby like a savoury potato He chirp "oh lawd he coming!" they say though Lawd lawd The absolute unit is here Chirp Bord is chilling, smooth like silk, Chirp chirp bord with a glass of milk [Pre-chorus] One two three four, He declares a thumb war Blegh! [Breakdown] [Chorus] Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya! Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya! Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! [Bridge] Why the bord so fat Man He's so fat (he's so fat) Man Why that bord so fat Chirp Chirp! Hoo! [Verse] Bords not playing, bord chirps perfect, Keeps coming back like some silly little herpes He will not shut up it sounds like a bird chirp Noise so loud it makes both your ears hurt He no fool he aint begging for supper (he demands it) More cursed than touching grass in winter He wasn't born he was formed The closest thing known is a hornet swarm On his perch spitting straight fire bars This thicc boi's gotta whole chirp squad Chirp! You won't hear it comin all you will hear is the Chirp Chirp! [Pre-chorus] One two three four, He declares a thumb war [Chorus] Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) Oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) (heavy is the bord) I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Bord! I saw em chirping i can't bord ya Oh my my My lawd My lawd Oh my lawd Oh my lawd [End]
