The Orc and the Goblin

[Intro] Binky Singer: Alright class, sit down… Today we’re learnin’ about… The orc… and the goblin. Yeah, that’s basically how I got here. [Verse 1] Binky Singer: See when one big orc meets one cute goblin Maybe share a drink, maybe cause some problems One likes punchin’, one likes pocket-pickin’ Next thing you know? Boom. Me existing. Got the tusks from mama’s side probably Got the chaos honestly biologically Cute little grin but I bench whole wagons Walk in both worlds and I still cause damage Folks get confused every time I walk in “Is that a prince?” “Is that a princess?” Stop it. I rock silk gloves and steel-toed boots Look this damn good in either suit [Pre-Chorus] Binky Singer: Goblin face with the orc-built shoulders Sweet one minute then I get colder Lip gloss poppin’ while I swing that axe Baby that’s just balanced stats [Chorus] Binky Singer: It’s the orc and the goblin That’s the recipe, darling Little bit pretty, little bit violent Whole crowd starin’ when I start stylin’ I can rock a suit I can rock a dress Either way I walk in lookin’ overdressed Cute like a goblin, strong like an orc Binky walk in make the whole room short-circuit [Verse 2] Binky Singer: Tried tellin’ me “pick a side” one day I picked both then looked fabulous anyway One hand jewelry, one hand dagger Walk too smooth with the heavyweight swagger Paint my nails then break your table Do both jobs and I do ‘em stable Tiny little goblin laugh in the club Then I arm wrestle six dudes just because Some folks flirt then they get confused “Wait hold up I don’t know the rules” Baby calm down, breathe real slow You like Binky. Congratulations though. [Bridge] Binky Singer: I ain’t fit in your little boxes I wear chains with enchanted watches Masc one day then femme the next Still look better than your whole friend set Orc blood loud, goblin brain faster Fashion disaster turned trendsetter master Pretty little menace, tavern heartthrob Half goblin chaos, full-time icon [Final Chorus] Binky Singer: It’s the orc and the goblin That’s the whole damn problem Too much swagger, can’t stay modest Walked in once now the room feels haunted Suit look clean Dress look deadly Everybody stare when Binky get trendy Cute like a goblin, strong like an orc Binky hit the stage make the whole floor warp [Outro] Binky Singer: So yeah… That’s the birds and the bees talk. Or uh… The orc and the goblin talk. Honestly? Coulda gone worse. 🔥