No curtain call and no encores No horns and no strings No gimmicks No metaphor No razzle-dazzle No bling No king of rock No rapper-actor No trackmasters No cast No rap blasters No hook No book of rhyme No line's ever been cleaner No version is meaner No cuss No fuss No Mussolini No Musselini No meaner No greener No meaner and greener No fertilizer No turtleizer No outer shell No turtles No turtles No turtles No turtles I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles It's on Like You ain't gon' turn it off Just like a certain song by Rick Astley I'm on Like I'm the last person on And I won't let go like DiCaprio And this ain't a comedy like DiCaprio But it is Titanic Though It's Titanic Though But it's not ironic No It's not ironic No It's a prehistorical fact See? I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles I could have said "I love turtles" I could have said "I love turtle doves" I could have said "I love Lisa Turtle" I could have said "I love 'Love TKO'" But that would have been typical You don't know the half of the whole I think the answer's the goal So simple and so beautiful That it's ungoogleable Like when they say that "The truth is in the middle" No The truth is simple It's the lie that's complex It's the lie that's vexed Like any good architect The good news is no contest But I digest And I protest Like turtles at the Conquest Like the wall of Xochimilco The turtle knew the gospel He knew it's not so But he knew I like turtles So he turned and told the whole world I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles
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