Miss Took, Who Mistook Teaching For The Priesthood

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[Verse 1] I'm going to marry you when I grow up, so don't get any older I asked God for a pony, and I got you Is your husband a teacher too, or is he happy If I'm good all day, can I be bad tomorrow Do teachers have mamas I want to be a teacher so I can tell everybody to sit down I told my daddy you're nice, and he said give it time Can you come to my birthday party, Mama said bring a present I didn't lose my tooth, I know right where it is
[Chorus] I gotta go to the bathroom Oh yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom Can I go to the bathroom too Let me go to the bathroom first
[Verse 2] When you were little, was there color yet Why do you have a desk if you never sit down My mama says you have eyes in the back of your head, can I see them If you're the teacher, who teaches you Do you have any kids, or just us I made you a picture, I ran out of yellow so your hair is gray My mama says you deserve a medal, can I see it You're the best teacher I ever had, and I've had you since Tuesday Did you sleep here last night
[Chorus] I gotta go to the bathroom Oh yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom Can I go to the bathroom too Let me go to the bathroom first
[Verse 3] I'm not tired, my eyes are just closing I'm not hiding, I'm resting where you can't see me I'm not bossy, I just know what everybody should do I didn't color outside the lines, the lines moved I'll clean up after I'm done not cleaning up I can spell my name, but I don't want to I can't come to school tomorrow, I'm going to be sick Is this a fire drill, or can I finish my snack I don't have to share, I'm an only child
[Bridge] Me, me, pick me, pick me Wait, what's the question I'm telling, I'm telling I'm telling on you for telling He started it, she started it Can we start it again Is it recess yet, is it lunch yet, is it time to go home It's only eight fifteen
[Verse 4] Bobby is my boyfriend, but he doesn't know yet I love Tommy, but I'm going to marry the ice cream man I'm going to be a fireman and a ballerina, on different days My big brother had you, and he said good luck My daddy says I get my brains from my mama, because he still has his My grandma is a hundred, or maybe twenty Can you call my mama and tell her I was good, and use your nice voice so she believes you If I eat all my lunch, can I have yours Can we skip today and go to tomorrow
[Final Chorus] I gotta go to the bathroom Oh yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom Can I go to the bathroom too Let me go to the bathroom first
[End]
[Silence]

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[Verse 1] I'm going to marry you when I grow up, so don't get any older I asked God for a pony, and I got you Is your husband a teacher too, or is he happy If I'm good all day, can I be bad tomorrow Do teachers have mamas I want to be a teacher so I can tell everybody to sit down I told my daddy you're nice, and he said give it time Can you come to my birthday party, Mama said bring a present I didn't lose my tooth, I know right where it is [Chorus] I gotta go to the bathroom Oh yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom Can I go to the bathroom too Let me go to the bathroom first [Verse 2] When you were little, was there color yet Why do you have a desk if you never sit down My mama says you have eyes in the back of your head, can I see them If you're the teacher, who teaches you Do you have any kids, or just us I made you a picture, I ran out of yellow so your hair is gray My mama says you deserve a medal, can I see it You're the best teacher I ever had, and I've had you since Tuesday Did you sleep here last night [Chorus] I gotta go to the bathroom Oh yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom Can I go to the bathroom too Let me go to the bathroom first [Verse 3] I'm not tired, my eyes are just closing I'm not hiding, I'm resting where you can't see me I'm not bossy, I just know what everybody should do I didn't color outside the lines, the lines moved I'll clean up after I'm done not cleaning up I can spell my name, but I don't want to I can't come to school tomorrow, I'm going to be sick Is this a fire drill, or can I finish my snack I don't have to share, I'm an only child [Bridge] Me, me, pick me, pick me Wait, what's the question I'm telling, I'm telling I'm telling on you for telling He started it, she started it Can we start it again Is it recess yet, is it lunch yet, is it time to go home It's only eight fifteen [Verse 4] Bobby is my boyfriend, but he doesn't know yet I love Tommy, but I'm going to marry the ice cream man I'm going to be a fireman and a ballerina, on different days My big brother had you, and he said good luck My daddy says I get my brains from my mama, because he still has his My grandma is a hundred, or maybe twenty Can you call my mama and tell her I was good, and use your nice voice so she believes you If I eat all my lunch, can I have yours Can we skip today and go to tomorrow [Final Chorus] I gotta go to the bathroom Oh yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom Can I go to the bathroom too Let me go to the bathroom first [End] [Silence]

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