[Verse 1] Hey Duchess, where’s that newsletter you’ve been so late? We’re all stuck here while you procrastinate. The deadline’s long gone, and we’re stuck in suspense, Your excuses are tired, and they don’t make much sense. [Pre-Chorus] We’ve been sitting here, counting every hour, While you’ve been lost in your procrastination power. It’s overdue, and the jokes are on you, Come on Duchess, what’s your next move? [Chorus] Oh, Duchess, you’re over a week late, We’re here tapping our feet, don’t make us wait. The Cabal’s stuck in a newsletter drought, We’re all just here, trying to figure you out. Oh, Duchess, don’t make us frown, We’re waiting for your update, so don’t let us down. The Cabal Prevailer’s stuck in delay, Come on Duchess, don’t make us sway! [Verse 2] We’ve heard the whispers, and we’re losing our grip, On the latest gossip you promised with a quip. Your fans are restless, and the jokes are on you, ‘Cause we’re all still waiting for what’s overdue. [Pre-Chorus] We’ve been sitting here, counting every hour, While you’ve been lost in your procrastination power. It’s overdue, and the jokes are on you, Come on Duchess, what’s your next move? [Chorus] Oh, Duchess, you’re over a week late, We’re here tapping our feet, don’t make us wait. The Cabal’s stuck in a newsletter drought, We’re all just here, trying to figure you out. Oh, Duchess, don’t make us frown, We’re waiting for your update, so don’t let us down. The Cabal Prevailer’s stuck in delay, Come on Duchess, don’t make us sway! [Bridge] Were you tangled in chaos or caught in a spree? Or did you just think you could float casually? We’re hanging on, waiting for your big reveal, But all we’re getting is silence—what’s the deal? [Chorus] Oh, Duchess, you’re over a week late, We’re here tapping our feet, don’t make us wait. The Cabal’s stuck in a newsletter drought, We’re all just here, trying to figure you out. Oh, Duchess, don’t make us frown, We’re waiting for your update, so don’t let us down. The Cabal Prevailer’s stuck in delay, Come on Duchess, don’t make us sway! [Outro] So stop the delays and give us what we need, We’re all here waiting for your next great read. Oh, Duchess, don’t make us wait much more, Send that newsletter soon, or we’ll keep the score!
