Kneel, Peasant! (But… Pet Me First?)

(Intro – Playful, confident, teasing) "Ahem! You may approach~" "Oh? Tch. At least pretend to be honored!" (Verse 1 – Full diva mode, over-the-top royal treatment demands) Gaze upon perfection—yes, it’s me! You should be grateful just to breathe my air. I deserve castles, roses, and fanfare, so why aren’t you kneeling there?! (Pre-Chorus – Demanding but needy, a little pouty) You’re lucky to even stand in my light, so shower me with praise! What do you mean "not today?" Ugh, how dare you look away?! (Chorus – Dramatic Himedere energy, but a little whiny like a Nyandere cat longing for attention) Kneel, peasant! Worship me right! Sing my name, say I’m divine! I command you—love me more! Dote on me or face my wrath! …What do you mean, “You’re just a brat?” (Hmph! Then maybe I’ll just leave…) (Verse 2 – Slightly less arrogant, more Nyandere instincts creeping in) F-fine, I don’t need your praise… I could have anyone I want! But you’re the only one I tolerate, so shouldn’t you feel honored a lot?! (Pre-Chorus – Now desperate for attention but refusing to admit it) I could go—just disappear! Would you even notice I’m gone?! …Wait—where are you going?! T-that was just a test! (Chorus – Even whinier, full Nyandere, playful tsundere flailing) Kneel, peasant! Stay right here! Love me now, or I’ll just die! Scratch my head, hold me tight, (But don’t you dare tell a soul I like this…) (Bridge – Soft, dramatic, and finally revealing the truth) Fine… you win… I don’t need a kingdom, just a lap to curl up in. Maybe I don’t need a throne, just… just your hand on my head… (Outro – Dramatic but fully cat-like now, quiet grumbling) Hmph. D-don’t get used to this! This is a special exception! You belong to me, so it’s only fair… that I belong to you, too.