Song Cover Image The Gnome Dome dagauche folk, novelty + Show full styles The Gnome Dome - original mix October 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM V6-MINI Cover of 203.3s Recording (Oct 24 @ 8:23 PM) artwork 203.3s Recording (Oct 24 @ 8:23 PM) dagauche Spoken over guitar vamp: Now, I know y’all know what gnomes are. Gnomes are little bitty guys that run around the forest in green-felt underwear and they sell Amway from door to door. Actually, some of them have jobs with the Civil Service they just never get promoted. Well, you improbably asking yourself, “if I had a gnome over for Sunday supper, we’ll have short ribs and short cake and maybe some mini-wheats, but, where could I take them after to, y’know get down, get funky with other Gnomes? Well, no need to wonder anymore - you just take them to the gnome dome. Verse One: (deliberately slow to start) Stumbling through the woods one night My car was out of fuel The moon was shining full and bright I felt just like a fool. (regular tempo to the end) Laughter from behind some trees I made my way to the light To my surprise, there were these little bitty guys They sang a merry little tune I rubbed my eyes Chorus: Oh, at the Gnome Dome Wah-oo bop sha-doobie At the Gnome Dome Wa-oo It was perched in the boughs of a big oak tree That towered up a hundred feet in front of me The parking lot was patrolled by pugs. That got a family of ten in a Volkswagen bug. They got pink champagne they serve caviar. They got little bitty cookies in a little bitty jar. Well, you can dance all night with a well-Gnome star at the gnome dome Bop shadoobie at the gnome dome wa-oo. They’ve got elves and midgets, leprechauns and dwarves. There’s a couple of armadillo jockeys And, the gnomes, of course. They all sit around the bar singing dumb gnome songs and they talk about their mommas when there mommas is gone. There was a couple on the dance floor They were short and brown They worked at the Keebler factory three trees down They shook their little bootys and they jumped all around I thought hey, Saturday Gnome Fever might be back in town. Well, it’s the Disco Dwarf. Come on, try it yourself I said, “oh, no thank you, really. I’d probably crush an elf. So, I just backed away slowly and I stood by the door. But, I frightened a Smurf, then he “smurfed” on the floor. Alt: But, the fairies kept watching me So, I just tried to ignore. Suddenly, I was surround by 99 gnomes. They said, “what you want tall-boy? Why don’t you just leave us alone?” I said, “Well, I just came for the cookies and the cheer, but you know I dont have to stay if you don’t want me here!” Well, this one guy stood up above all the rest. And he said He said, “Listen here turkeys; what makes you guys the best? And I mean people are people, right; we’re all basically the same. And, the way y’all are acting - well, you oughta be a shamed. I mean people are people, whether they’re short or tall. Let’s all get together this same time next Fall. He can bring his buddies and a carton of Cokes. And, he can get down with the little bitty folks! Where?!” Repeat Chorus Well, I waved goodbye. It was time to leave. Besides my legs had gone numb from walking on my knees. But, I learned one thing on that fateful night. Just that “Everybody’s people” and to all a good night.
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