[Verse 1: Glam-rock male lead, glitter-beat drums, snare cracks] Gold sequin jacket and a pair of silver boots Buddies at the trailhead in their khaki hiking suits Mikey said, "Tone it down, it's a mountain, not a show" I said, "Every day's a show, baby, didn't you know" Seven miles in, the fog came rolling off the peak Lost the trail, lost the boys, couldn't hear 'em speak Sun went down and the cold came crawling up the stone Me and my jacket on the mountain all alone Sat down on a rock and I sang to keep me warm Every song I ever loved, I sang 'em through the storm [Pre-Chorus: Glam-rock male lead, glam-rock guitar climbing] Morning came up gold across the eastern side Heard a rotor coming, so I stood up wide [Hook: Glam-rock male lead, at full voice over the glitter-beat drums] Can't miss me, I'm the gold on the hill Light me up, baby, I shine and I always will Tone it down? Honey, I turned it up Can't miss me, they spotted me from above [Verse 2: Glam-rock male lead, strutting, sparkling lead licks] Search pilot said she flew that valley twenty times Gray rock, gray fog, and not a single sign Then the sun came over and something flashed across the slope Like a disco ball dangling at the end of a rope She said, "Mister, you're the brightest thing I've seen in twenty years" Winch came down, I grabbed it, and I waved to all my peers Rescue crew was laughing so hard they nearly lost the line I said, "Laugh it up, boys, but the sequins saved my spine" [Pre-Chorus: Glam-rock male lead, glam-rock guitar climbing] Morning came up gold across the eastern side Heard a rotor coming, so I stood up wide [Hook: Glam-rock male lead, at full voice over the glitter-beat drums] Can't miss me, I'm the gold on the hill Light me up, baby, I shine and I always will Tone it down? Honey, I turned it up Can't miss me, they spotted me from above [Bridge: Glam-rock male lead, tom ladder, one step up on each beat] Beige don't shine on the stone Khaki fades in the gray Nobody finds you alone But gold gets found right away [Verse 3: Glam-rock male lead, full band, glam-rock swagger] Now the boys come hiking in a pink and purple blaze Mikey's got a jacket you can see for seven days And the ranger at the station hung my picture on the wall Says, "Wear the gold up there," right above the trail map in the hall [Final Hook: Glam-rock male lead, at full voice, the band hitting with him] Can't miss me, I'm the gold on the hill Light me up, baby, I shine and I always will Tone it down? Honey, I turned it up Can't miss me, they spotted me from above [End]


