Five AM Breakfast Zoomies (The Cat Bossa)

[Intro - Cartoon Beatbox] (Soft purring beatbox, nylon-string acoustic strum, delicate handclaps) Five AM on the dot. Sun isn't even up yet. Time for breakfast, human! Meow, chicka-purr! [Verse 1] Pawing at your eyelids with a velvet claw Soft little tap from a fuzzy white paw You pull the blanket tight up to your chin That’s when the tactical maneuvers begin! Knocking over water glass: drip, drop, splash! Across the wooden floor in a lightning dash! Zooming up the curtain, zooming down the hall, Ricochet bouncing off the plaster wall! [Chorus] Bossa nova beatbox, wake up and serve the dish! Can’t you hear my tummy screaming for the tuna fish? Gentle morning sunlight peaking through the blind, Sweetest little monster that you will ever find! (Beatbox purr break: prrr-chicka-meow, ha!) Open up the can before the morning pass! [Verse 2] Now you finally stumble to the kitchen tile Rubbing your eyes with a sleepy little smile Electric can opener sings a golden song Tail standing straight up, moving all along! Poured into the ceramic bowl with tender care, Now I act nonchalant, like I wasn't even there! [Bridge] (Warm analog synth pads, syncopated nylon guitar chords) Five minutes later, curled up in a ball, Sleeping in the sunray by the living room wall. Human goes to make the coffee in the dawn, Purring peacefully with a giant yawn! [Chorus] Bossa nova beatbox, wake up and serve the dish! Can’t you hear my tummy screaming for the tuna fish? Gentle morning sunlight peaking through the blind, Sweetest little monster that you will ever find! [Outro] Zzz... Full belly. Mission accomplished. Meow. (Soft nylon guitar chord, gentle beatbox purr, and sleepy fade-out)