Small Brains (Remastered)

Genre dirty western folk Noices in background, bad playing, out of tune banjo, harmonica, mungiga, Crazy noices from crowd, cheering, white trash, Lead dumb stupid male from south carolina, Southern accent, Out of tune singing Heavy southern drawl Bad pitch strained BG idiots chant Hard claps stomps, Screamed heckles, Lo-fi dust saloon, Mood dumb rage satire

[Intro]
[Voice 1]
Tariffs mean them foreigners pay, right?

[Voice 2]
That’s what the suited feller said on TV.

[Voice 3]
So we buy the same junk fer more money?

[Voice 1]
Yessir. That’s how we win, y’all.

[Background]
YEAH! MAKE ’EM PAY!
[CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!]
YAHAAAAAAA!

[Voice 2]
An’ now we threatenin’ our allies?

[Voice 3]
Sure are. 
Need to flex them mussels, boy!

[Background]
SHOW ’EM WHO’S BOSS!
HOLLER LOUDER!
WOHOOO
YEAH

[All]
That’s leadership, by God.

[Chorus]
I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain
Y’all should worry cause we are majority
We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane
We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority

[Background]
BLAME ’EM ALL!
YIHAAAA

[Verse 1]
We clap when prices climb the wall
Then blame some stranger fer it all
We call it strength when we get played
Then cheer the mess that we done made

[Background]
YEE-HAW!
THAT’S RIGHT!

[Chorus]
I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain
Y’all should worry cause we are majority
We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane
We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority

[Background]
WHO NEEDS FACTS?
YEHEEEY

[Verse 2]
We think a trade war sounds real tough
Till groceries cost a month o’ stuff
Then we point at anybody else
Cause thinkin’ hurts when done ourselves

[Background]
OW, MAH HEAD!
MAKE IT SIMPLE!
AOOOOaoooo

[Chorus]
I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain
Y’all should worry cause we are majority
We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane
We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority

[Background]
MAJORITY!
YAAAAAHAAAAA

[Verse 3]
We bark at friends an’ bow to frauds
Call cruel ideas the will o’ God
We lose the plot, then raise a cheer
Fer every bully sellin’ fear

[Background]
STOMP THE FLOOR!
WOHOOOO

[Bridge]
Math came knockin’, we locked the gate
Facts walked in, we made ’em wait
Truth got up an’ left the room
We stayed behind an’ praised the  goon

[Background]
NO MATH!
HOHOOOO

[Final Chorus]
I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain
Y’all should worry cause we are majority
We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane
We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority

[Background]
SMALL BRAIN!
YIHAAAAA

[Talk]
no, 
wait, 
I ment we have a brain....

[Outro]
We bought the lie an’ called it gold
Got scared o’ everything we’re told
Loud little choir, mean an’ blind
Empty pockets, empty minds

[Background]
EMPTY MINDS!
ONE MORE TIME!
[CLAP! STOMP! SCREAM!]
yiha?
ha?
huh?

wait?

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[Intro] [Voice 1] Tariffs mean them foreigners pay, right? [Voice 2] That’s what the suited feller said on TV. [Voice 3] So we buy the same junk fer more money? [Voice 1] Yessir. That’s how we win, y’all. [Background] YEAH! MAKE ’EM PAY! [CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!] YAHAAAAAAA! [Voice 2] An’ now we threatenin’ our allies? [Voice 3] Sure are. Need to flex them mussels, boy! [Background] SHOW ’EM WHO’S BOSS! HOLLER LOUDER! WOHOOO YEAH [All] That’s leadership, by God. [Chorus] I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain Y’all should worry cause we are majority We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority [Background] BLAME ’EM ALL! YIHAAAA [Verse 1] We clap when prices climb the wall Then blame some stranger fer it all We call it strength when we get played Then cheer the mess that we done made [Background] YEE-HAW! THAT’S RIGHT! [Chorus] I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain Y’all should worry cause we are majority We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority [Background] WHO NEEDS FACTS? YEHEEEY [Verse 2] We think a trade war sounds real tough Till groceries cost a month o’ stuff Then we point at anybody else Cause thinkin’ hurts when done ourselves [Background] OW, MAH HEAD! MAKE IT SIMPLE! AOOOOaoooo [Chorus] I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain Y’all should worry cause we are majority We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority [Background] MAJORITY! YAAAAAHAAAAA [Verse 3] We bark at friends an’ bow to frauds Call cruel ideas the will o’ God We lose the plot, then raise a cheer Fer every bully sellin’ fear [Background] STOMP THE FLOOR! WOHOOOO [Bridge] Math came knockin’, we locked the gate Facts walked in, we made ’em wait Truth got up an’ left the room We stayed behind an’ praised the goon [Background] NO MATH! HOHOOOO [Final Chorus] I’m a MAGA an’ I got a small brain Y’all should worry cause we are majority We dumb as fuck an’ ragin’ insane We celebrate bullies an’ blame a minority [Background] SMALL BRAIN! YIHAAAAA [Talk] no, wait, I ment we have a brain.... [Outro] We bought the lie an’ called it gold Got scared o’ everything we’re told Loud little choir, mean an’ blind Empty pockets, empty minds [Background] EMPTY MINDS! ONE MORE TIME! [CLAP! STOMP! SCREAM!] yiha? ha? huh? wait?

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