[Verse 1] Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo, doo-doo-doo Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo I crapped out at dice today I got wiped out They took my money and wiped my butt and now I got to shout Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo, doo-doo-doo Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo Excrement is a gamble you see, but you gotta take a chance You might hold it till you get back home, but you might shit your pants [Verse 2] Doo-doo-doo, poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo, doo-doo-doo Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo Diarrhea is a change of pace Make you run all over the place Explosive when you're on the run Fecal matter all over your buns Diarrhea is a change of pace Make you run all over the place So if you ever have to pee You're in luck cause you can piss on a tree like a dog, do Dooky doop Poop poop, poop poop, poop, poop, poop, poop [Verse 3] Poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo Constipation is a change of pace Take it slow cause it ain't no race Hemorrhoids can make you sore Be prepared you might bleed through your shorts Constipation is a change of pace Take it slow cause it ain't no race A tampon would probably help, but it depends on you shopping the shelf No self-esteem Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo Hemorrhoid cream Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo It can make you scream Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo It can make you cry Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo Feel like you're gonna die Toilet, toilet, toilet Elvis was the king because he died on the throne Strain, strain, strain He shat himself to death because a turd was stuck Fuck, fuck, fuck Too many sedatives they make your system slow Woe, woe is me Peanut butter and banana sandwich fried, died The king is dead Long live the king of toilet seats The purple heart fart Shit, shark Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo, doo-doo-doo Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo, doo-doo-doo Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo, doo-doo-doo Poop poop, poop poop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo Move your bowels
