HI-VIZ PARADISE (parody track)

[Intro – spoken] Oh yes… Welcome to Hi-Viz Paradise… Please keep arms and legs inside the work zone at all times… [Verse 1] Got my vest on, looking real bright I’m practically glowing in the warehouse light Supervisor nods, says “you’re doing just fine” As I walk in a perfectly straight line Hard hat fitted, clipboard tight Everything’s measured, everything’s right Even my coffee’s in a safety cup Don’t wanna spill, don’t wanna mess it up [Chorus] It’s Hi-Viz Paradise Where everything is safe and nice Hi-Viz Paradise We read the signs, we follow advice Hi-Viz Paradise Reflecting light in our eyes Hi-Viz Paradise We live that carefully organized life [Verse 2] Forklift passes, I step aside Following arrows like a guided ride Break room snacks in a labeled bin Even the chaos is neatly pinned We don’t run, we don’t rush We walk in lines, we don’t push Every task has a plan and chart And a safety seminar at the start [Chorus] It’s Hi-Viz Paradise Where everything is safe and nice Hi-Viz Paradise We read the signs, we follow advice Hi-Viz Paradise Reflecting light in our eyes Hi-Viz Paradise We live that carefully organized life [Bridge – spoken] Some people dream of fast cars… We dream of properly stored pallet stacks… Correctly labeled, of course… [Verse 3] End of shift, I clock it out No confusion, no chaos, no doubt Everything filed in perfect place Even my feelings have a storage space [Final Chorus] Hi-Viz Paradise Where everything is safe and nice Hi-Viz Paradise We read the signs, we follow advice Hi-Viz Paradise Reflecting light in our eyes Hi-Viz Paradise We live that carefully organized life [Outro – spoken fade] This concludes your shift… Please exit the warehouse in an orderly fashion… Welcome to Hi-Viz Paradise…