Gettin’ All Da’ Schlongs #Schlongwave

✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ 🎶 We've built a German-speaking community for Suno artists! 🎶 We're the *StorytellerZ* – and you can find us on Discord: 👉 https://discord.gg/storytellerz ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ © 2025 by XxSp1derxX. Unauthorized use or duplication of these lyrics and music is prohibited. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yooo, This one goes out to all my lovers, haters, and sausagemakers We goin’ XXL today, baby I ain’t playin’… nah, I’m just sayin’ Uh! I’m gettin’ all da’ schlongs – don’t matter thick or long They follow when I dance – like I got magic thongs I’m chillin’ with the crowd – like it’s a sausage song Ain’t lookin’ for no ring – I’m just gettin’ all da’ schlongs. Steppin’ in the club with my neon bling, Schnitzel radar on, doin’ my thing Tight jeans, fresh kicks, watchin’ ‘em swing, Like a bratwurst buffet, let the meat bell ring Lips glossed up, but my moves be louder, Catchin’ more beef than a currywurst chowder They flex, I laugh, it’s a party parade, With a schlong or two in my lemonade I don’t chase, I attract, They come with rhythm or six-pack From Berlin down to Hong Kong – Everybody wanna bring da’ schlong I’m gettin’ all da’ schlongs – don’t matter thick or long They follow when I dance – like I got magic thongs I’m chillin’ with the crowd – like it’s a sausage song Ain’t lookin’ for no ring – I’m just gettin’ all da’ schlongs Schnick schnack schnuck, I don’t pick, I pluck If it swings like jazz, I might press my luck I’m not rude – I’m just too honest If it’s grilled, smoked, raw – I want it Mr. Big got flair, but lil’ Joe got charm I collect 'em like Pokéballs under my arm They stutter, I glide – I’m the queen of meat, Even tofu boys droppin’ rhymes at my feet Backstage pass to the weenie show, I got backstage buns and a backstage glow I ain’t judgin’, just conductin’ the throng, Say it loud with me – I’m gettin’ all da’ schlongs I’m gettin’ all da’ schlongs – no matter right or wrong Come and bring that dong – let’s all get schlong-along From dusk until the dawn – like a party marathon No shame in my song – just gettin’ all da’ schlongs Yeah… They say it’s not the size, it’s the vibe. I say – why not both, baby? Catch ya on the grill side